Who wins Posh's WAG crown?
By BELLA BATTLE
March 20, 2007
POSH’S move to LA has set tongues WAG-ging: who will steal her crown now?
Abbey’s assets are ample and Cassie’s got talent to spare but our money’s on either Cheryl Cole or Coleen McLoughlin.
Girls Aloud star Cheryl is currently enjoying a number one hit with WAG (sorry, Walk) This Way while Col has secured a £1.5 million magazine deal for her summer wedding.
But which of them will triumph in the war of the wives and girlfriends? As their footie fellas battle it out on the pitch, we rate the girls’ chances of reigning supreme in Mrs B’s absence.
CELEB PALS 3/5
The Oscar awards invite is a long way off but Cheryl’s still got plenty of stars on speed dial.
Girls Aloud, the Beckhams, sexy Jesse Metcalfe and most of the big names on the British pop scene are pals of the likeable Geordie.
Even Lily Allen wants to be her, penning a song called Cheryl Tweedy about our Chez and how great her life is.
Oh dear. Cheryl’s also one of four children in a close-knit family but the Tweedy track record isn’t as shiny as Col’s.
Brother Andrew was given a four-year prison sentence in 2005 for a vicious street robbery on a teenager.
The 27-year-old had already served six years in prison for stabbing two students.
Of course, none of this is Cheryl’s fault but it doesn’t cast a good light on her nightclub outburst of 2003 either.
Cheryl secured a £1 million magazine deal for her fairytale Hertfordshire wedding to Ashley Cole last summer.
The blushing bride looked weddy to burst with happiness as she walked down the aisle in a Roberto Cavalli dress with her Girls Aloud bandmates as bridesmaids.
Rumour has it the wedding cost a whopping £500,000 with £3,000 spent on the cake alone from Posh’s favourite bakers, the Little Venice Cake Company.
The dimpled diva burst onto our screens in Popstars: The Rivals in 2002.
One fifth of the hottest girl group in Britain, Cheryl’s band Girls Aloud are currently at number one in the charts with Walk This Way.
Rumour has it she’s turned down an offer of judging on The X-Factor but her cheeky, say-anything attitude and stunning looks ensure she’ll be on our screens long after Aloud are all over.
If it’s ultra-feline and figure-hugging, Cheryl’s a fan.
The star has lost weight since the band started and the flesh-spilling corsets of old are long gone.
In their place are subtle wardrobe staples in satins and silks and stunning red carpet gowns.
Still one hundred per cent sexy, Cheryl’s style is girl-next-door come good.
Sexy Chelsea defender Ashley Cole first spotted Cheryl in a nightclub and shouted, "Hey hot lips, nice bum!" at her.
Hardly swept off her feet by his charm, Cheryl only dated Ash after psychic Gareth Francis told her to.
The pair tied the knot in a romantic ceremony last summer after he went down on one knee on a camel ride in the deserts of Dubai.
Dogged by injury since his controversial transfer from Arsenal last year, Ash has yet to prove his real worth for the Blues.
1. Celebs pals 1/5
2. Family 4/5
3. Wedding 4/5
4. Talent 2,5/5
5. Style 3,5/5
6. Fellas 2/5
So there you have it ... CHERYL COLE'S the winner by a whisker with 17.5 points. Hand over that crown now, Victoria, your best mate Chez is waiting in the wings.
And as for Coleen? The lass is only 20. Give her a few years and we predict a triumph to wipe the pout off Mrs B's chops
Last edited by poshigirl; 20-03-2007 at 04:19 PM.
|2005, 2010, cheryl, cole, june, march|