[Josefine]

Ill start with some older Fashion Police
And then post some of the new once

who looks fine--and who should be fined
by Elizabeth Snead
from www.eonline.com

[Josefine]

Pardon Their French

Hollywood's sizzling lovers, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, take a leisurely stroll on the cobblestone streets of Paris, bundled up stylishly with bodyguards and entourage. Affleck looks très Left Bank in a hoodie, khaki overcoat, denims and shades. Mademoiselle Lopez meanwhile braves the French gusts with a cropped black leather jacket, matching newsboy cap, wide-leg cords, a cream cashmere scarf and...wait, sandals? You read it here first: Lopez is definitely getting cold feet.

[Josefine]

Wee Diddy

Eve joins the chain gang at the Los Angeles premiere of Bulletproof Monk, sporting a black bra, white wife-beater tee, black leggings, white scrunchy leather moon boots, black shoulder satchel and a chain-draped biker belt. With the slicked-back hair, tinted shades, diamond jewelry and purposeful pout, doesn't Eve look like she could be P. Diddy's li'l siddy?

[Josefine]

Wrapper's Delight

Jaime King goes Hollywood at the Bulletproof Monk premiere in Los Angeles with wavy Rita Hayworth curls and Valentino head to toe. More specifically, silver jewelry and a green evening bag matching the fern print on her elegant maroon halter gown and--here's the theatrical touch--an attached white chiffon scarf trailing from the bodice. It looks weird, but the strategically sewn-on scarf assures that (a) you don't leave it on the theater seat, and ( you don't have to suck in your stomach after scarfing snacks at the after-party. We'll take two.

[lele]

i always scroll through eonlines fashion police.... i like their commentary too....

[Josefine]

Optical Confusion

An expectant Brooke Shields boggles everyone's minds at the Emanuel Ungaro Fashion Show to Benefit the Rape Treatment Center in Santa Monica, California. She's a walking, talking Magic-Eye-puzzle in--what else?--a hypnotic Ungaro print coat over slimming black separates. Maybe the bold green, blue and black optical-illusion design is meant to disguise Shields' new bump? If so, it's working. And we're getting sleepy, very sleepy...

[Josefine]

One Word: Plastics

Mattel introduces the new Christina Aguilera Blow-Up Doll at the Jeremy Scott fashion show in Hollywood. Oops, our bad! This really is Aguilera, poured into Scott's "Venus of Passion" pink, satin, halter-neck dress, which looks like it was inspired by the Barbie Dream Prom collection. Better watch out, Christina. Walk into a sex-toy shop like that and some perv with $95 might take you home.

[Josefine]

And here is the latest

[Josefine]

Jersey Girls


Paris Hilton and Tara Reid take the field at the grand opening of the new Hollywood It club Avalon, with bare bronze bellies poking out of football crop tops and hip bones jutting from down-to-there jeans. Paris scores the extra point for pigtails, just a hint of boy-cut briefs and a red, white and blue Lucky 7 mini bowling bag from sister Nicky's new line. (She does so design them herself!) Who wouldn't want these perennial party gals on their team?

[Josefine]

Crash and Auburn

Sarah Michelle Gellar's down with brown at the Self Magazine Young Survival Coalition's fifth anniversary celebration in New York. Her coffee-colored sleeveless (but, sadly, shapeless) brown silk V-neck dress by Richard Tyler features a matching neck scarf for excitement (woo-hoo!) and pinkish satin slingback heels. We really miss Buffy's blond locks, but even with her more, um, serious hair, Geller still slays us.

[Josefine]

Awww Inspiring

Quick, sound the too cute alert! Could Katie Holmes and steady squeeze Chris Klein look any more adorable, holding hands at the Pieces of April premiere in New York? She's blooming elegant in a red, black and white floral-print Oscar de la Renta silk gown with a smooth updo. Fresh-faced Klein looks every square inch the leading man in a three-button slim-cut slate Hugo Boss suit with a khaki shirt and striped tie. And check out the duo's matching dimples! Jeez, these kids are so wholesome we're getting a major sugar rush. Somebody pass the insulin!

[Josefine]

Ta-Ta!

Pamela Anderson comes off delightfully demure at British designer Stella McCartney's new West Hollywood boutique. Anderson looks every inch--and then some--the proper English lady in McCartney's red portrait neckline short-sleeve jacket, below-the-knee pencil-slim skirt and polite red pumps. But alas, the Stripperella strumpet just can't help showing off her poppin' fresh crumpets. Mmmm...teatime indeed.

[Josefine]

Let's have it, what is your verdict….

[lele]

i think j lo looks pretty (and cozy) and james looks good but no no no on paris and tara, smg looks bland, katie holmes too mature for her age and pamela could look so much better if she laid off the tweezers and the botox and the boobs ha!... brooke boring and christina TERRIBLE.. I shriek at the pic!

[Kimkhuu]

Katie and Eve looks real good (I love her white top over black bra look!)

And the outfit JLo is wearing looks way too oversized. Christina Aguilera shouldn't have chosen that dress : it totally does not flatter her figure. Although for once, her makeup looks better that usual.

Pamela, no matter how hard she tries never appeals to me : her skin is so tight and too shiny, her brows are too thin and the hair cut (better than usual) looks weird on her. She should change her hair colour. And pull -eaze.....! Pam cover up that cleavage if you want to look classy!

Brooke and Sarah look casual.

And Paris and Tara : one word: no class! and 1