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From the Beach

"you wana drink snake blooooood"
the way the little thai man says it is great!

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Originally posted by Spike413@May 31st, 2004 - 4:20 pm
From A Streetcar Named Desire

STELLLLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


From The Birdcage

Albert: Don't take that tone with me!

Armand: What tone?

Albert: That contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing, because I am a woman.

Armand: You're not a woman

Albert: Oh, you bastard!
Hillarious scene!

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Originally posted by oanadobre@Jun 1st, 2004 - 3:34 am
From The Birdcage

Albert: Don't take that tone with me!

Armand: What tone?

Albert: That contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing, because I am a woman.

Armand: You're not a woman

Albert: Oh, you bastard!

Hillarious scene!
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I love that movie, especially now that I get all of the gay jokes.

Armand: "They (Guatamalans) put eggs in everything because chicken is their only real currency. A woman is said to be worth her weight in hens, and a man's wealth is measured by the size of his ****"

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Originally Posted by oanadobre,Jun 1st, 2004 - 3:34 am
From The Birdcage

Albert: Don't take that tone with me!

Armand: What tone?

Albert: That contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing, because I am a woman.

Armand: You're not a woman

Albert: Oh, you bastard!
Hillarious scene!

I love that movie, especially now that I get all of the gay jokes.

Armand: "They (Guatamalans) put eggs in everything because chicken is their only real currency. A woman is said to be worth her weight in hens, and a man's wealth is measured by the size of his ****"
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Woooah! Nasty one!

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Here's a bunch:

This is Spinal Tap
Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [Pause] These go to eleven.
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[Nigel Tufnel is showing Marty DiBergi one of his favorite guitars]
Nigel Tufnel: The sustain, listen to it.
Marty DiBergi: I don't hear anything.
Nigel Tufnel: Well you would though, if it were playing.
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Nigel Tufnel: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.
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High Fidelity
ROB:
Barry, if I were to say to you I
haven't seen Evil Dead II yet, what
would that mean?

Just... come on, what would it mean
to you? That sentence? "I haven't
seen Evil Dead II yet?"

BARRY
To me, it would mean that you're a
liar. You saw it twice. Once with
Laura -- oops -- once with me and
Dick. We had that conversation
about the possibilities of the guy
making ammo off-screen in the
Fourteenth Century.

ROB
Yeah, yeah, I know. But say I
hadn't seen it and I said to you,
"I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet,"
what would you think?

BARRY
I'd think you were a cinematic
idiot. And I'd feel sorry for you.

ROB
No, but would you think, from that
one sentence. That I was going to
see it?

BARRY
I'm sorry, Rob, but I'm struggling
here. I don't understand any part
of this conversation. You're
asking me what I would think if you
told me that you hadn't seen a film
that you've seen. What am I
supposed to say?

ROB
Just listen to me. If I said to
you --

BARRY
"-- I haven't seen Evil Dead II
yet," yeah, yeah, I hear you --

ROB
Would you... would you get the
impression that I wanted to see it?

BARRY
Well... you couldn't have been
desperate to see it, otherwise
you'd have already gone...

...But the word "yet..." Yeah, you
know what, I'd get the impression
that you wanted to see it.
Otherwise you'd say you didn't
really want to.

ROB
But in your opinion, would I
definitely go?

BARRY
How the **** am I supposed to know
that? You might get sick of people
telling you you've really gotta go
see the movie.

ROB
Why would they care?

BARRY
Because it's a brilliant film.
It's funny, violent, and the
soundtrack kicks ****ing ***.

I never thought I would say this,
but can I go work now?
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Zoolander
Mugatu: Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ***? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!
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[Unveiling a building model]
Mugatu: I give you, "The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good."
[Derek looks at the model for a moment, then throws it on the floor]
Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?
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Hansel: You can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.
Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls.
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Derek Zoolander: You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't.
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Model 1: Oh I can't stand Hansel!
Model 2: I know, right? Riding in on that scooter like he's so cool!
Model 1: And the way he does his hair--
Meekus: Or doesn't do his hair! I mean it's like ex-squeeze me, but have you ever heard of styling gel?
Brint: I'm sure he's heard of styling gel--he's a male model.
Meekus: Uh, Earth to Brint: I was making a joke.
Brint: Earth to Meekus: Duh, I know.
Meekus: (in a different tone)Earth to Brint: I'm not sure you did know, because you were all like 'I'm sure he's heard of styling gel' like you didn't know it was a joke!
Brint: Earth to-----
Derek Zoolander: Guys!!!
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Meet the Parents
Greg Focker: Oh, dear god, thank you, you are such a good god to us. A kind and gentle and accommodating god, and we thank you oh sweet, sweet lord of hosts for the smorgasbord you have so aptly laid at our table this day, and each day, by day, day by day, by day oh dear lord three things we pray to love thee more dearly, to see thee more clearly, to follow thee more nearly, day, by day, by day. Amen.
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Office Space
[Staring at the constantly malfunctioning office printer]
Michael Bolton: "PC Load Letter"? What the **** does that mean?
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Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent *** clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
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Peter Gibbons: Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning and you have to put on a bunch of pieces of flair?
Joanna: Yeah, but I'm not about to go in and start taking money from the register.
Peter Gibbons: Well, maybe you should. You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
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Bill Lumbergh: Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
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Peter Gibbons: Boy, I'll tell ya, some days... One of these days it's gonna be just like
[He mimics the sound of a machine gun. Brian, a waiter, walks up and does the same and laughs]
Brian, Chotchkie's Waiter: So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas?
Peter Gibbons: Just coffee.
Brian, Chotchkie's Waiter: Okay. Sounds like a case of the Mondays.
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Dumb and Dumber
[coming out of the 7-11]
Lloyd Christmas: Hey guys. Big gulps huh. Well, see ya later.
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Harry Dunne: Why would she have you meet her in a bar at 10 in the morning?
Lloyd Christmas: I just figured she was a raging alcoholic!
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Lloyd Christmas: Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, Touch blue make it true.
Harry Dunne: No, you can't do that... you can't triple stamp a double stamp, you can't triple stamp a double stamp! Lloyd!
Lloyd Christmas: [hands over ears] LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Harry Dunne: LLOYD! LLOYD! LLOYD!
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haha, mine was totally wrong Thanks purple; well at least I got the title right!

I LOVE Dumb & Dumber! Those quotes are hilarious!! What a classic...

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<span style='font-family:Courier'> From Clueless

<span style='color:red'>mel: Do you know what time it is?


Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.
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haha, mine was totally wrong Thanks purple; well at least I got the title right!
I need to rewatch it as well...

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"i know what you're looking at mary...and jesus does too"

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Elle Woods: The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known!
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Elle Woods: And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.
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Vivian: Nice costume.
Elle: You too. Except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated
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Elle: I'm studying the LSAT's
Serena: My cousin had that once. Apparently you get a really bad rash on your...
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Warner Huntington III: Pooh bear, just get in the car.
Elle: No.
[starts walking away, sniffling]
Warner Huntington III: You're gonna ruin your shoes.
Elle: Okay.
[gets in car]
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Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law?
Elle: What? Like, it's hard?
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Enrique Salvatore: Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.
Elle: These aren't last season!
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Emmett: Did you take Mrs. Windham on a date?
Enrique Salvatore: Yes.
Emmett: Where?
Enrique Salvatore: A restaurant out of town, where no one would recognize us.
Emmett: How long have you been sleeping with Brooke?
Enrique Salvatore: Three months.
Emmett: And your boyfriend's name is...
Enrique Salvatore: Chuck.
Emmett: Right.
[Everyone gasps/laughs]
Enrique Salvatore: No, I'm sorry. I thought you said friend; Chuck is just a friend.
Chuck: YOU BITCH.
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Oh! And who could forget ... THE BEND AND SNAP!

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Elle Woods: The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known!
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Elle Woods: And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.
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Vivian: Nice costume.
Elle: You too. Except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated
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Elle: I'm studying the LSAT's
Serena: My cousin had that once. Apparently you get a really bad rash on your...
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Warner Huntington III: Pooh bear, just get in the car.
Elle: No.
[starts walking away, sniffling]
Warner Huntington III: You're gonna ruin your shoes.
Elle: Okay.
[gets in car]
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Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law?
Elle: What? Like, it's hard?
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Enrique Salvatore: Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.
Elle: These aren't last season!
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Emmett: Did you take Mrs. Windham on a date?
Enrique Salvatore: Yes.
Emmett: Where?
Enrique Salvatore: A restaurant out of town, where no one would recognize us.
Emmett: How long have you been sleeping with Brooke?
Enrique Salvatore: Three months.
Emmett: And your boyfriend's name is...
Enrique Salvatore: Chuck.
Emmett: Right.
[Everyone gasps/laughs]
Enrique Salvatore: No, I'm sorry. I thought you said friend; Chuck is just a friend.
Chuck: YOU BITCH.
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Oh! And who could forget ... THE BEND AND SNAP!
I remember those.

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Oh my gosh.. there are too many!

From White Oleander:
Astrid: "Looks don't interest me."
Paul: "That's easy for you to say.. you've never been ugly."

From The Princess Bride (my fave movie!):
Inigo Montoya: "You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you."
Westley: "You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die."


Buttercup: "We'll never surivive!"
Westley: "Nonsense.. you're only saying that because no one ever has."


Westley: "I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right."
Prince Humperdink: "And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it."
Westley: "WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child in seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out dear god what is that thing, will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever."


Westley: "Can you move at all?"
Buttercup: "You're alive. If you want I could fly."


Dread Pirate Roberts: "Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."

There's a lot more from other movies aswell but I don't have time to write them up right now..

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Pirates of the Caribbean;

"But...WHY IS ALL THE RUM GONE?!?!"

"Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back. "

"Barbossa: You've only got one shot and we can't die.
Jack Sparrow: Don't do anything stupid.
Will Turner: You can't.
[points gun at his own throat]
Will Turner: I can.
Jack Sparrow: Like that. "

"Barbossa: [talking to Will Turner] Who are you?
Jack Sparrow: No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my Aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch. "

"Pintel: You? You're supposed to be dead.
Jack Sparrow: [Looks himself up and down] Am I not? "

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movie- dolores claiborne

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"sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has left to hold on to"


movie- all about eve

(bette davis)

"what a dump!"

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I can't remember the movie. Something bad and teeny.
"Yes. Supersize my balls."

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