SNL / Saturday Night Live!

pointup · 25-05-2005

A place to discuss everything SNL.. since the popularity of the LiLo SNL Thread seemed to be growing...

The recent one with Will Ferrel was hilarious imo...

I was dissapointed to see they didn't do any spartan cheerleader things though ..

dancingellecat · 25-05-2005

Ha ha, I was just going to create an SNL thread! Good job.

I think Chris Kattan is hot. There. I said it. I shall be back here later.

dancingellecat · 25-05-2005

Ok, to start up some conversation, I'm going to yap on end about my favorite SNL things.

Celebrity Jeopardy
Will Ferrel was Alex Trebek, and they would always have two different celebrities and most times, like 9/10 have Sean Connery on the celeb panel. Pretty much see for yourself:
http://mrt300.ods.org/snl/view.php?jeopardy watch most of them there.

I love the Mango skits, mainly because Chris Kattan usually wore just gold shorts and a pink beret.

pointup · 25-05-2005

^thanks for that link... celeb jeaopardy is my FAV skit........

i don't know how the joke ends but your mothers a whore. .... hahahah

dancingellecat · 25-05-2005

Not in to the ladies, are you, Trebek?

dancingellecat · 25-05-2005

I guess it's only you and me, pointup.

dancingellecat · 26-05-2005

My favourite cast member now (though the show is bad, bring back Jimmy for SOMETHING) is Horatio. I know there's mixed feelings on him, but him and Jimmy were great together.

I like the WU skit they do/did with Horatio as Jorge Rogdriguez who's always looking for Pepe.

Jimmy Fallon: Well it's May, and that means high school graduation is right around the corner. But we want to make sure that another group of graduates are not forgotten, the people who earn their GED. Here -- that's not a joke. Here with his own personal story of triumph on the General Equivalency Diploma, is Mr. Jorge Rodriguez.

Jorge Rodriguez: Thank you very much Mr. Fallon. When I began to study for the GED, I was a father of four. My back had just gone out and I lost my job at the post office. Nobody would hire me. Not UPS, not Feral Express, not DHL, not..

Jimmy Fallon: What? Like Airborne Express?

Jorge Rodriguez: Airborne Express. I couldn't even get a job delivering Pizza. Not at Pizza Hut, not at Dominoes, Little Caesar, not at uh.. at um..

Jimmy Fallon: Papa John's.

Jorge Rodriguez: No. I didn't apply at Papa John's.

Jimmy Fallon: Whatever, whatever just keep going we understand.

Jorge Rodriguez: So, anyway I took the GED. And I failed it. I failed Science, I failed Math, I failed, uh..

Jimmy Fallon: English.

Jorge Rodriguez: Yeah, I failed everything. Then I got serious about it and I took it again. But I failed it again. So I sat down and said to myself, Get Real. You gotta pass this test. I got super serious and I studied my head off. And I still failed. I still failed!

Jimmy Fallon: Wait a minute. You failed three times?

Jorge Rodriguez: No. I failed five times. Then I said, I'm going to take this thing one last time. And my friend Pepe told me that he passed by the letter C for every answer.

Jimmy Fallon: And then you passed.

Jorge Rodriguez: No, my friend Pepe was wrong.

Jimmy Fallon: Why are you here?

Jorge Rodriguez: I'm looking for Pepe. Anybody know Pepe? Anybody?

Jimmy Fallon: I think he was just up there.[ Points to where heckler was]

Jorge Rodriguez: Don't worry. Don't worry, Jimmy Fallon. I'm gonna get Pepe. Your *** is grass and I'm the lawnmower. I'm the Toro, I'm the Honda, I'm the John Deere, I'm the snapper, I'm..

Jimmy Fallon: [Interrupting Jorge] Okay. Okay. That's enough. Jorge Rodriguez everyone.

dancingellecat · 26-05-2005

"I'm lookin' for Pepe!"

pointup · 26-05-2005

haha oh boy do I love horatio...

i thought of another good one that jeffreys skit...........with jimmy .. and jack of will and grace.. and will... hahaha

sonjanicky29 · 26-05-2005

I used to think SNL was hilarious,now it seems its gone down-hill.I still like it tho.I just think the current people just don't have what the oldies did.

Sonja

fashionicon · 26-05-2005

Bird: "Hello, I'd like to order a Panasonic Stero..Im Brian Fellow"
Brian:"Hang up dat fone!!!"
Danny Mclane akaThe Rock"What!?!"
Brian:"Dat bird was tryin to order a stereo with my credit card.."
The Rock "..Yes, of course. Now as I was saying, the tarauntual is vunerable to prey druing the molting process.."
Brian:"Dat bird better PRAY, he don't screw up my credit!""

dancingellecat · 27-05-2005

"Is a donkey and a mule the same thing"?

"Does this donkey fix cars"?

"Rabbits can't cut they own hair...that's CRAZY"!!

"The rain forest? That sounds wet"!

"I once saw a video of a monkey washing a cat, that's CRAZY"!!

sweet marianne · 27-05-2005

MORE COOOOOOOOOOOOWBELL! HAHAHA..

Bruce Dickinson: [ stepping out of the booth ] That was gonna be a great track. Guys, what's the deal?
Chris Parnell: Are you sure that was sounding okay?
Bruce Dickinson: I'll be honest.. fellas, it was sounding great. But.. I could've used a little more cowbell.

Chris Parnell: Okay, wait! Stop! I'm sorry. Bruce, could you come back in here, please?
Bruce Dickinson: [ stepping out of the booth ] Fellas.. now, we just wasted two good tracks! That last one was even better than the first!
Chris Parnell: Well, it's just that I find Gene's cowbell playing distracting! If I'm the only one, I'll shut up.
Horatio Sanz: It was pretty rough..
Will Ferrell: You know, I could pull back a little. If you'd like.
Bruce Dickinson: Not too much, though! Fellas, I'm telling you [ pause ] you're gonna want that cowbell on the track!

Bruce Dickinson: Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription... is more cowbell!

scblonndie · 27-05-2005

A personal fave..

Harry Caray: Hey! Let me ask, what's your favorite planet?

Jeff Goldblum: Well... I, uh, don't have a favorite. I find them all fascinating. They're all part of a ...

Harry Caray: [interrupting] Mine's the sun. Always has been. I like it because it's like, the King of Planets.

Jeff Goldblum: Well, actually Harry, it's not a planet. It's a star.

Harry Caray: Well, planet or star, when that thing burns out, we're all gonna be dead.

Jeff Goldblum: Well, that's true. But it's not gonna burn out for a very long time.

Harry Caray: [crossing fingers] I hope not. [pause] Hey! Doctor, have you ever seen an eclipse?

Jeff Goldblum: Uh, yeah, I've seen many.

Harry Caray: You know, if you stare at it head on, it'll burn your eyes out.

Jeff Goldblum: [breaking character and smiling] Well, it's best not to stare at the sun during an eclipse.

Harry Caray: But it's hard not to. I once took a pair of binoculars and stared at the sun for over an hour.

sonjanicky29 · 27-05-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweet marianne

MORE COOOOOOOOOOOOWBELL! HAHAHA..

Bruce Dickinson: [ stepping out of the booth ] That was gonna be a great track. Guys, what's the deal?
Chris Parnell: Are you sure that was sounding okay?
Bruce Dickinson: I'll be honest.. fellas, it was sounding great. But.. I could've used a little more cowbell.

Chris Parnell: Okay, wait! Stop! I'm sorry. Bruce, could you come back in here, please?
Bruce Dickinson: [ stepping out of the booth ] Fellas.. now, we just wasted two good tracks! That last one was even better than the first!
Chris Parnell: Well, it's just that I find Gene's cowbell playing distracting! If I'm the only one, I'll shut up.
Horatio Sanz: It was pretty rough..
Will Ferrell: You know, I could pull back a little. If you'd like.
Bruce Dickinson: Not too much, though! Fellas, I'm telling you [ pause ] you're gonna want that cowbell on the track!

Bruce Dickinson: Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription... is more cowbell!

ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITES!Next favorite is King TUT by Steve Martin

Sonja

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pointup living in the sprawl Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: houston, tx Gender: femme Posts: 3,692	SNL / Saturday Night Live! A place to discuss everything SNL.. since the popularity of the LiLo SNL Thread seemed to be growing... The recent one with Will Ferrel was hilarious imo... I was dissapointed to see they didn't do any spartan cheerleader things though .. __________________ if stones could dream, they'd dream of being laid side-by-side, piece-by-piece, and turned into a castle for some towering queen

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dancingellecat trendsetter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK Gender: femme Posts: 1,092	Ha ha, I was just going to create an SNL thread! Good job. I think Chris Kattan is hot. There. I said it. I shall be back here later.

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dancingellecat trendsetter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK Gender: femme Posts: 1,092	My favourite cast member now (though the show is bad, bring back Jimmy for SOMETHING) is Horatio. I know there's mixed feelings on him, but him and Jimmy were great together. I like the WU skit they do/did with Horatio as Jorge Rogdriguez who's always looking for Pepe. Jimmy Fallon: Well it's May, and that means high school graduation is right around the corner. But we want to make sure that another group of graduates are not forgotten, the people who earn their GED. Here -- that's not a joke. Here with his own personal story of triumph on the General Equivalency Diploma, is Mr. Jorge Rodriguez. Jorge Rodriguez: Thank you very much Mr. Fallon. When I began to study for the GED, I was a father of four. My back had just gone out and I lost my job at the post office. Nobody would hire me. Not UPS, not Feral Express, not DHL, not.. Jimmy Fallon: What? Like Airborne Express? Jorge Rodriguez: Airborne Express. I couldn't even get a job delivering Pizza. Not at Pizza Hut, not at Dominoes, Little Caesar, not at uh.. at um.. Jimmy Fallon: Papa John's. Jorge Rodriguez: No. I didn't apply at Papa John's. Jimmy Fallon: Whatever, whatever just keep going we understand. Jorge Rodriguez: So, anyway I took the GED. And I failed it. I failed Science, I failed Math, I failed, uh.. Jimmy Fallon: English. Jorge Rodriguez: Yeah, I failed everything. Then I got serious about it and I took it again. But I failed it again. So I sat down and said to myself, Get Real. You gotta pass this test. I got super serious and I studied my head off. And I still failed. I still failed! Jimmy Fallon: Wait a minute. You failed three times? Jorge Rodriguez: No. I failed five times. Then I said, I'm going to take this thing one last time. And my friend Pepe told me that he passed by the letter C for every answer. Jimmy Fallon: And then you passed. Jorge Rodriguez: No, my friend Pepe was wrong. Jimmy Fallon: Why are you here? Jorge Rodriguez: I'm looking for Pepe. Anybody know Pepe? Anybody? Jimmy Fallon: I think he was just up there.[ Points to where heckler was] Jorge Rodriguez: Don't worry. Don't worry, Jimmy Fallon. I'm gonna get Pepe. Your * is grass and I'm the lawnmower. I'm the Toro, I'm the Honda, I'm the John Deere, I'm the snapper, I'm.. Jimmy Fallon**: [Interrupting Jorge] Okay. Okay. That's enough. Jorge Rodriguez everyone.

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sonjanicky29 front row Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Arizona Gender: femme Posts: 213	I used to think SNL was hilarious,now it seems its gone down-hill.I still like it tho.I just think the current people just don't have what the oldies did. Sonja

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fashionicon tfs star Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Up On a Cloud Gender: femme Posts: 1,627	Bird: "Hello, I'd like to order a Panasonic Stero..Im Brian Fellow" Brian:"Hang up dat fone!!!" Danny Mclane akaThe Rock"What!?!" Brian:"Dat bird was tryin to order a stereo with my credit card.." The Rock "..Yes, of course. Now as I was saying, the tarauntual is vunerable to prey druing the molting process.." Brian:"Dat bird better PRAY, he don't screw up my credit!""

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dancingellecat trendsetter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK Gender: femme Posts: 1,092	"Is a donkey and a mule the same thing"? "Does this donkey fix cars"? "Rabbits can't cut they own hair...that's CRAZY"!! "The rain forest? That sounds wet"! "I once saw a video of a monkey washing a cat, that's CRAZY"!!

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sweet marianne rising star Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: ontari-ari-o Gender: femme Posts: 177	MORE COOOOOOOOOOOOWBELL! HAHAHA.. Bruce Dickinson: [ stepping out of the booth ] That was gonna be a great track. Guys, what's the deal? Chris Parnell: Are you sure that was sounding okay? Bruce Dickinson: I'll be honest.. fellas, it was sounding great. But.. I could've used a little more cowbell. Chris Parnell: Okay, wait! Stop! I'm sorry. Bruce, could you come back in here, please? Bruce Dickinson: [ stepping out of the booth ] Fellas.. now, we just wasted two good tracks! That last one was even better than the first! Chris Parnell: Well, it's just that I find Gene's cowbell playing distracting! If I'm the only one, I'll shut up. Horatio Sanz: It was pretty rough.. Will Ferrell: You know, I could pull back a little. If you'd like. Bruce Dickinson: Not too much, though! Fellas, I'm telling you [ pause ] you're gonna want that cowbell on the track! Bruce Dickinson: Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription... is more cowbell!