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No! Gerard Grab-*** Butler cannot be the step(?)father of angel babies...

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^ Hells Yeah he should! Teach those angel babies to get crazy!

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SHILOH BEGS JEN: please adopt me, my mummy is so mean!

Harumi- you crack me up.

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I find pictures of Angelina pitying poor people in other countries rather annoying.

There. I said it
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And why are they uglifying Beautiful Little Shiloh with that hairdo?

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Ahh! Part II of the Insecurity Diaries: Wayward Husband is so miserable with Scary Vixen that he is running back in the arms of Girl-Next-Door.

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SHILOH BEGS JEN: please adopt me, my mummy is so mean!

 
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The New Messiah Is On Its Way

Grab a gold goblet, jump on your camel and ride towards the holy land (which is temporarily in Venice, Italy) and gather at the steps of the Church of Brangelina, because Star Magazine (via Hollywood Life) says the newest Fetus Christ is currently simmering in St. Angie's womb of wonder. And they must be right, because look at that bump! Or maybe she ate a garbanzo bean for lunch instead of her usual, a sandwich made out of her children's tears.

A source on the set of The Tourist tells Star that Angie must be knocked up for the fourth time around, because she's drinking grape juice instead of red wine and has asked the costumers to help her hide the evidence. A different source says that Angie has already told Brad and the child army. I'm sure Maddox was so thrilled he could fart after finding out that he had to train yet another brat how to properly wear all-black.

If this is true (which you know it isn't), how does Billy Goat Brad find the time? When he isn't cowering in fear of Angie, he's off secretly meeting Jennifer Aniston. What am I saying? Angie doesn't need to fuc* on Brad to get pregnant. All she has to do is send her leechy vagina out in the middle of the night to feed on Brad's huevos and collect what she needs.

I leave you with pictures of one of the twin messiahs, Knox, with Brad's mama je'e on THAT BALCONY in Venice yesterday.

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dear GOD.. in touch's sources need to get a REAL job. seriously.

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don't they mean the third time pregnant?

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ha ha ha


And why are they uglifying Beautiful Little Shiloh with that hairdo?
1. It's hair, it'll grow back
2. Shiloh is a tomboy, it was probably her idea
3. Maybe they like it on her too
4. Why does it matter? She's Brad and Angelina's child, not anyone else's

 
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^Good post.

Ha, ha I had a hair cut like that when I was little and no one ever said that my parents were uglifying me.............

 
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Things That Make Sense: St. Angie Is A Voodoo Priestess

Star Magazine is all about exclamation points this week!!! And the exclamation points are coming from the mouth of author Andrew Morton who claims he has a ton of escandaloso shi* on St. Angie Jo.

Andrew's Brangelina tell-all doesn't come out until August, but he pulled down his pants and let Star Magazine get a peek before it comes out. Andrew claims that St. Angie is an Ethan Hawke-fuc*ing, LSD devouring voodoo priestess of evil.

Andrew tells Star, "I interviewed dozens of her friends and associates, and they told me some fascinating facts about Angelina and her relationship with Brad. She will have to wait to find out what’s in it.”

So Andrew really wants us to believe that St. Angie is a regular Miss Jeanette from True Blood? Let me guess.... A few nights before a Jennifer Aniston movie opens, St. Angie hoists Billy Goat Brad up by his hooves over a cauldron and makes him wail while she dances around with a severed Beanie Baby head around her neck. On Billy Goat's third wail, she throws a few pieces of Aniston's movie poster into the pot and makes Maddox smear chocolate chip cookie dough all over her face. St. Angie does this to make sure Aniston's movie bombs at the box office. Hmmm. Yeah, I believe it.
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dear GOD.. if there was a place called 'crap land'.. it would have to be this thread!

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^ha ha! You said it

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Angie 3 month pregnant!
Again?

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these tabloids.... :S

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My girl Angie is living the life:

High Voodoo priestess, Sex Goddess in three time zones, hippie wild child, earth mother, half of the the most talked about Power-couple and she gets to have a day job too.

Bow down!

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