I Love Blind Items ! #1

[Jungla_Juana]

Which music superstar mysteriously missed a
recent personal appearance? An assistant
found the star face down with an empty bottle
of whisky by their side.

This publicity-whore is desperately trying
to keep news of her recent affair quiet
by getting her publicist to plant rumours
that her partner had been unfaithful?


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[bliss_]

Which female fans of a highly desired actor are wasting their time? No, he's not gay, he's actually celibate but it hasn't been leaked for fear of running his sexy screen god image...

Which rising Hollywood starlet grossed out diners at an upmarket restaurant last night? She quickly scoffed down a big plate of pricey grub before heading to the loos to audibly regurgitate...

Which tragic screen actress, now way past her prime, embarrassed herself by coming onto screen studs younger enough to be her grandchildren? She was denied!

Which young celebrity mum has gotten so bored without work in her life that she's taken to shoplifting baby clothes from upmarket boutiques to get her kicks?

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[Boomer]

Originally Posted by bliss_

Which female fans of a highly desired actor are wasting their time? No, he's not gay, he's actually celibate but it hasn't been leaked for fear of running his sexy screen god image...

Which rising Hollywood starlet grossed out diners at an upmarket restaurant last night? She quickly scoffed down a big plate of pricey grub before heading to the loos to audibly regurgitate...

Which tragic screen actress, now way past her prime, embarrassed herself by coming onto screen studs younger enough to be her grandchildren? She was denied!

Which young celebrity mum has gotten so bored without work in her life that she's taken to shoplifting baby clothes from upmarket boutiques to get her kicks?


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Pure guesses:

1) Robert Pattison
2) Any one of 25 actresses
3) Kathleen Turner
4) Dina Lohan

[before]

What Robert Pattison doesn't like to have sex?

[Fabulyss]

Originally Posted by LUXXX

Someone on another site said he had a contract with Nicole for ten years but I don't buy it...I think Nicole was genuinely surprised to have the rug pulled out and would still be with him to this day if he didn't serve her.

I believe the fishy story surrounding Tom & Katie though, I think this was about a big payday and non-stop fame for her. Although her career was certainly better before hooking up with him, maybe she really wanted financial security. And we all know what he got in return...

Nicole is a very exceptional actress. My uncle used to run in the Hollywood circles and he had mentioned the contract thing to me years and years and years ago (before the rumors even broke out).

[Navygreen]

Dina Lohan is not a young celeb mum and there would be no need for her to shoplift baby clothes.

About D. Karradine's death, wasn't there a BI some time ago about a celeb having an affair with a family member? Am I imagining things here?

[Fabulyss]

Originally Posted by bliss_

1. Which music superstar had a wee accident while doing a shoot for a high-end fashion mag? The lady in question was mortified to discover, just as she was getting into the flow of things, she had made a mess of her white couture dress. There go the pregnancy rumours!
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This has got to be Fergie!! There are always pregnancy rumors swirling around her and remember when she literally peed her pants during a concert and there were pictures of it! She must have urinary issues from all of the drugs she took

[dajrekshn]

wee incident?

[Harumi]

Originally Posted by Fabulyss

This has got to be Fergie!! There are always pregnancy rumors swirling around her and remember when she literally peed her pants during a concert and there were pictures of it! She must have urinary issues from all of the drugs she took

No this is Britney.
I don't even know why they made it a blind item as articles were written about the incident naming her. She had her periods during a shoot.

Why would incontinence prove a woman is not pregnant? How is this related?

[reese06]

That really sucks that everyone has to know you started your period.

[Fabulyss]

Originally Posted by Harumi

No this is Britney.
I don't even know why they made it a blind item as articles were written about the incident naming her. She had her periods during a shoot.

Why would incontinence prove a woman is not pregnant? How is this related?

I think the phrase 'there goes the pregnancy rumors' in the blind item meant 'here comes the pregnancy rumors', or in other words the incident will precipitate rumors. That's how I read it anyway.

[Boomer]

Originally Posted by Navygreen

Dina Lohan is not a young celeb mum and there would be no need for her to shoplift baby clothes.

Assuming, of course, that she is not as crazy as her husband and daughter....

[bliss_]

Originally Posted by bliss_

Which young celebrity mum has gotten so bored without work in her life that she's taken to shoplifting baby clothes from upmarket boutiques to get her kicks?

Either Nicole Richie or Ashlee Simpson.

[BadHairDay]

Nicole's got her brand 'House of Harlow' designing jewellery/ bags etc so I don't think it's her, but Ashlee's a good call; I don't think she's been doing anything much since the baby...

[bliss_]

^^ ah, good point! Maybe Jamie-Lynn Spears?