I Love Blind Items ! #2

[MyNameIs]

From Ted C

Dear Ted:
I am a longtime fan and I read your blolumn daily. I know you have told us that Toothy Tile's beard knows Toothy's secrets. But you have never really explained why she does what she does. Why would she pretend for so long and involve her kids? I know you say she has reasons, but what are they? Wouldn't she get tired after all this time? I would be bored to death by now. Sending love to you from the Midwest,
—JDub

Dear Goatee Gal:
She's kind of in too deep now; she's fooling even herself. Lots of women do this, really have no idea why.

[Glittery_Bug]

This has GOT to be Miley, surely?

Sex & drink



Not that you need me to tell you that she’s not so innocent but this is the sh-t that goes on behind the glossy glitter, the packaging, and a billion dollar brand that must, at all costs, be protected.

There was a pregnancy scare a few weeks ago. She was actually bragging about it, because of course she desperately wants people to know that she’s having sex. There was a serious sit-down, a discussion about the ramifications of her actions, and a promise from her handlers that she’d be controlled with an agreement that control also comes with a “get rid of the problem” policy that the Lord probably wouldn’t approve of.

Turns out she wasn’t pregnant. But she is drinking. And boastful about it too. Once again, it’s the yapping that keeps getting her in trouble.

At a shoot recently, she didn’t realise her mic was on. They all get caught with their mic on, don’t they? What came out of her mouth?

Oh, only a lot of talk about her experience with “getting f-cked”, like proudly, and more boasting about her flavour for “dirty martinis”, apparently her drink of choice. Great lessons from mommy and daddy.


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[Boomer]

^ Sure sounds like it...billion dollar brand and all- can't think of anyone else...And after all of those skin baring pics she took, you can't really believe in the innocence fantasy anymore...
But in the big picture- she's rich, famous, good looking and young- so she likes drinking and sex, big shock!

[lunabella]

it seems like miley 'cos she mentions the lord, but she just doesn't seem like a drinking kind of girl. . .

[Jennika]

I'm suspect the Lainey BI is Taylor Mommson from Gossip Girl

the whole mic left on thing was also an incident in a recent GG episode, and Lainey has made a number of posts about how taylor is not very innocent and really wants to be seen as a bad girl

actually, the more I read it the more I think it might be Miley...

[Glittery_Bug]

But Taylor isn't openly pious like Miley and isn't particularly integral to a billion dollar brand. Plus Lainey is highly critical of the Cyrus parents (probably more so than the Momsens) which seems to point it towards Miley even more.

[Jennika]

Originally Posted by Glittery_Bug

But Taylor isn't openly pious like Miley and isn't particularly integral to a billion dollar brand. Plus Lainey is highly critical of the Cyrus parents (probably more so than the Momsens) which seems to point it towards Miley even more.

totally agree now

[Meg]

It's definitely Miley. The Lord reference, the billion dollar brand, the handlers, and the sex thing. though none of it is really surprising...

[~Gia~]

Miley was the first to come to my mind too. Plus the title "sex&drink" reminded me of "sex&the city" isn't she gonna be in the new one or something?

[Kiwiprince]

does anybody else think that this BI is kind of anticlimactic? I mean it's pretty obviously miley, which is really a shock to no one. I didn't need a BI to assume that she's not exactly living a virtuous life, and is well beyond her years in certain ways (ie sexually) than a normal 15 year old (or 16? I dunno how old she is. whatever)

[Boomer]

^ I work with a lot of teens during the summer- she just sounds like a typical girl of her age to me...

[brokenenglish]

Most girls her age aren't being rewarded with millions of dollars and egged on by their parents for their bad behaviour.....thankfully.

[LUXXX]

Miley will be a train wreck just like all the rest of them, she's too intoxicated by the fame and she's found a way to be more successful, at the moment, than Hilary Duff could at that age for a Disney girl. Probably because Hilary wasn't acting like a stripper...

[silk skin paws]

This should have been a not so blind item. I'm tired of all things Miley.

[Glittery_Bug]

They all fall down

Very promising, very young, very well connected star was completely smashed at an afterparty recently, stumbling, mumbling, a total embarrassment, and not quite legal. She doesn’t eat, she’s drinking heavily, she’s experimenting with some other substances, she’s practically living with her boyfriend, and there is rarely an adult around to supervise.

Many thought she had passed the danger stage and she’s so promising, especially with her pedigree, that they’ll lie and hide and camouflage when she f-cks up, hoping that the phase will pass. But drama runs in the family, they should watch this one closely before she goes the way of the Lohan. Because people are talking and these people are accustomed to seeing young girls get f-cked up all the time. She’s going so hardcore though that she’s getting their attention.

Not Miley Cyrus or Taylor Momsen.


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I'd say Emma Roberts, what with the emphasis on her pedigree?