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Jessica is the new Pammy
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Jessica is the new Pammi



Blonde movie ... Jessica will fill Pammi's bikini in remake
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By SEAN HAMILTON
Deputy Bizarre Editor
SEXY Jessica Simpson is stepping out of Daisy Duke’s skimpy hotpants — and into Pamela Anderson’s red bikini.
The actress has landed the key role in the Hollywood remake of the 1990s ITV classic Baywatch.
A source said: “Jessica really caught the eye in The Dukes of Hazzard film last summer. She was the unanimous choice for the Baywatch role.”


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PAMELA
Age 38
Height 5ft 7in
Weight 7st 7lb
BRA SIZE 34EE
EXES Tommy Lee
STARRING ROLES
Baywatch, Barbed
Wire, Stacked,
Playboy

JESSICA
Age 25
Height 5ft 3in
Weight 7st 7lb
BRA SIZE 34D
EXES Nick Lachey
STARRING ROLES
Dukes Of Hazzard,
Mickey Mouse Club, Newlyweds

Jessica, 25, will play a heroic lifeguard on Venice Beach, California — and may even copy the slow-motion running that made fellas such a fan of 38-year-old Pammi in the Saturday evening show.

The source added: “Jessica has all the assets to make Pammi’s part her own.”
Producers hope David Hasselhoff, 53, who played Lt Mitch Buchannon, will join the cast now Jessica is on board.


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Perfect role for her lack of talent. Nobody will have high expectations...

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i don't know why her people would let her do this

if she's putting out a "book of poetry" and a new album and all that . .. she should try and stick to something that could maybe offer a spec of talent.

this movie will be a huge flop anyway, and she'll be admitting herself as nothing more than a dumb blonde. boooooooooooooo.

certainly not a smart career move, jess.

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i dont think she suits it..... i want to be cast as april

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The source added: “Jessica has all the assets to make Pammi’s part her own.”


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i think pam was hotter than jess

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She's really found her niche hasn't she.

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So STUPID.

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They really don't know that much about her... She never made the Mickey Mouse Club. Anyway, this movie just sounds like crap... perfect for her.

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How many think a movie remake of Baywatch is incredibly stupid? *raises hand*
Isn't Jessica trying to reinvent herself, too, though? Why would a woman even take a part that's main purpose is to fill Pamela's "assets"?

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I hate how the british tabloids exaggerate EVERYONE's measurments. They need to get lives.

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ummmmm what the? How ridiculous!

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I would rant about how much I'm sick of seeing Jessica but her movie will end up being horrible so thats enough justice.

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ummmmm what the? How ridiculous!
The only thing worse is casting Paris as Mother Theresa!

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Back in high school, my sister and I used to watch Baywatch every saturday afternoon, as we did our busywork homework. We unabashedly loved everything about it, except for the vile Stephanie and dumbass Hobie. It was such camp, so enjoyable in a base, moronic way. Such vast amounts of cheesy goodness. Our favorite episode was when the lifeguard tower was taken hostage, and Eddie spent 2/3 of the episode tunneling under the sand so as not to be seen by the hostage takers, painstakingly and heroically making his way to save the day - only to come up about 100 feet from said tower and run in plain view the rest of the way. Shows consistantly THAT stupid and jiggly shouldn't be messed with, and remade, in any capacity. And certainly not in a way that involves Jessica Simpson. CJ was always actually pretty sharp, as far as the Baywatch babes went, and I'm sure Jessica will make her as vacuous and slutty as (I heard) she made Daisy Duke.

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