Jessica Simpson in love with Dane Cook!

scandinavianchic · 24-04-2006

Norwegian site www.side2.no reported that the two are now dating, and Jessica reportedly said: "Dane swept me off my feet, he's the best gut I've ever met"

That was soon enough?

cosmogrl5 · 24-04-2006

Well, let him have her. He has no idea what he's in for!

blackjadeorchid · 24-04-2006

ooo. can you post pics of him? i have no idea who he is!

BoscoBJGD · 24-04-2006

He's way too awesome for her. But I don't think she would have said something like that so soon after the split.

Mary-Anne · 24-04-2006

he looks pretty good

greeneyebeauty · 24-04-2006

He has evil eyebrows.
He looks like a Ryan Reynolds wanna-be.

cyberfruit · 24-04-2006

Dane Cook...the comedian?

rainglow · 24-04-2006

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Originally Posted by blackjadeorchid

ooo. can you post pics of him? i have no idea who he is!

palacenet.com

danecookfansite.com

as above

Pretty cute. To be fair to Jessica, she's had one relationship in her life. You can't blame the girl for going a little boy crazy. When we were doing that in high school and university, she was recording (bad) albums and trying to make it big.

That said, she annoys the bejeesus out of me.

I just noticed that he only seems to have one facial impression in photos....if this was ANTM Tyra would kick his ***!

Anastasia · 24-04-2006

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To be fair to Jessica, she's had one relationship in her life. You can't blame the girl for going a little boy crazy. When we were doing that in high school and university, she was recording (bad) albums and trying to make it big.

Isn't that what Lohan gets crap for? Sowing her wild oats while making bad albums, before settling down? These Pop Tarts just can't win :p

My impressions of the whole thing:

1. Daddy Simpson is a pervert & control freak, and had more to do with the breakup than either Nick or Jessica
2. Jessica is a wh*re, not that there's anything wrong with that
3. Nick's PR is pure genius, the likes of which has not been seen since Pat Kingsley successfully convinced the world Tom Cruise was sane

brian · 24-04-2006

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Originally Posted by Anastasia

1. Daddy Simpson is a pervert & control freak, and had more to do with the breakup than either Nick or Jessica
2. Jessica is a wh*re, not that there's anything wrong with that
3. Nick's PR is pure genius, the likes of which has not been seen since Pat Kingsley successfully convinced the world Tom Cruise was sane

karma for you!

*Happiness* · 24-04-2006

"im tired of people catching love like its some disease or something" ~Can't remember who said it.

brian · 24-04-2006

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Originally Posted by scandinavianchic

Jessica reportedly said: "Dane swept me off my feet, he's the best gut I've ever met"

....

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...excuse me while i hurl...

*Happiness* · 24-04-2006

^^^here's a trashcan for you!!!

brian · 24-04-2006

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Originally Posted by *Happiness*

"im tired of people catching love like its some disease or something" ~Can't remember who said it.

... people like that don't know what love really is... they just throw the word around like nothing/...

brian · 24-04-2006

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Originally Posted by *Happiness*

^^^here's a trashcan for you!!!

thx

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