How to Join
the Fashion Spot / the Sidewalk Café / Rumor has it...
FAQ Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read Rules Links Mobile How to Join
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
23-12-2007
  1
catch me if you can
 
iLoveCouture's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Orlando
Gender: femme
Posts: 3,914
Jessica Simpson's "Blonde Ambition" Movie Bombs
From perezhilton.com

Quote:
This is quite possibly the biggest bomb of the year!
Jessica Simpson's new film, Blonde Ambition, should have gone direct to DVD. Instead, the stinker got a "vanity run" in 8 theaters in Texas.
Well, as we all know, the people in Texas hate Jessica Simpson these days, and not even fellow Texan Luke Wilson could draw people to the theaters!
Blonde Ambition averaged an embarrassing $48 per screen on Friday for a total box office of $384. Based on an $8 ticket price, that means that 6 people paid to see the movie at each of those theatres, and only 48 people went to see the movie!
That's amazing!
Has any other movie ever performed worse than that??????
Jessica's "star vehicle" will gross just $1,190 this weekend or $149 per location.
Blonde Ambition will be released on DVD in January.
Simpson's next movie, Major Movie Star, is expected to go straight to DVD too.
Merry Christmas!
She really should stop trying to act! I have never seen an opening this bad!

__________________
I wear my sunglasses at night
  Reply With Quote
 
23-12-2007
  2
V.I.P.
 
liberty33r1b's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Manchester, UK
Gender: femme
Posts: 23,101
hahahha, that is tooo funny!!! hahahahah

__________________
"he waited for other people to understand what he was doing, instead of doing what they wanted.
Balenciaga never compromised."
  Reply With Quote
23-12-2007
  3
tfs star
 
smith1016's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Qatar
Gender: femme
Posts: 1,982
^I Know!! I saw the trailer somewhere, and it was awful....how embarassing for her-maybe she give up on the movie making business for a while!

  Reply With Quote
23-12-2007
  4
PrettySmileyStew ♥
 
colourmefashion's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Rob's Underpants
Gender: femme
Posts: 10,692
and the singing buisness


poor her though, this has been an embarrassing week for her.

first being told shes a bad luck charm at her boyfriends football game, now her movie only made $384.. whats next ?

  Reply With Quote
23-12-2007
  5
V.I.P.
 
LUXXX's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Gender: femme
Posts: 4,317
I am starting to pity her...she makes the worst career decisions. Her first step should be to fire papa joe...he sucks as her manager and is way out of his league.

  Reply With Quote
23-12-2007
  6
rising star
 
princesslauren's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: USA
Gender: femme
Posts: 195
Haha she always annoyed me. She needs to get out of the hollywood "scene"...and stop trying so hard.

__________________
“Art produces ugly things which frequently become more beautiful with time. Fashion, on the other hand, produces beautiful things which always become ugly with time.”

John Cocteau
  Reply With Quote
23-12-2007
  7
V.I.P.
 
Suburban Snob's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Westchester, New York
Gender: femme
Posts: 4,867
Yikes..That's pretty bad. I would be so mortified if I were her. Perhaps this will show Joe Simpson the actuality of Jessica's "talent"....Probably not though.

  Reply With Quote
23-12-2007
  8
V.I.P.
 
XxpinktinksxX's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: England
Gender: femme
Posts: 9,858
Oh yes i bet she is really mortified, how sad.

  Reply With Quote
23-12-2007
  9
barcode
 
Spike413's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: New York
Gender: homme
Posts: 14,388
She needs to do a Garbo. Retreat to a room with heavy black drapes and broken mirrors for a few years with mascara stains permanently running down her cheeks.

Then, since we've all assumed she passed away by then, she can make her big comeback.

I'll never understand these stars who bomb at something and think that the only reasonable thing to do is to be even more overexposed than before. It's like, when your movie grosses less than some people's traffic tickets, we're not going to forget about you no matter how hard we try.

__________________
You need to move fashion forward when there's a reason to move fashion forward - Tom Ford


Last edited by Spike413; 23-12-2007 at 05:58 PM.
  Reply With Quote
23-12-2007
  10
fashion icon
 
inhirnamy137's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Gender: femme
Posts: 3,263
I think that country album is her best bet.

__________________
Nobody can make you feel inferior, without your consent-Eleanor Rooselvet
  Reply With Quote
23-12-2007
  11
backstage pass
 
ninanina19's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: New York
Gender: femme
Posts: 851
I don't know why Jamie Spears' pregnancy is front page news, this is just so much more shocking.

__________________
Jeisa Chiminazzo Lily Cole Inguna Butane
  Reply With Quote
23-12-2007
  12
trendsetter
 
erin_k's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Gender: femme
Posts: 1,349
she should fire her dad asap. it would be awkward... but c'mon. stop kidding yourself jess.

and i want to know who are these 48 people?????

__________________
She lacks the indefinable charm of weakness.
  Reply With Quote
23-12-2007
  13
catch me if you can
 
iLoveCouture's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Orlando
Gender: femme
Posts: 3,914
Quote:
Originally Posted by erin_k View Post

and i want to know who are these 48 people?????
And who hired them to go see her movie?

__________________
I wear my sunglasses at night
  Reply With Quote
23-12-2007
  14
coffee&tv
 
alix*'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Hong Kong
Gender: femme
Posts: 10,804


Why is she making movies?! Nobody wants to pay to see her

__________________
[Runway Models]
  Reply With Quote
23-12-2007
  15
V.I.P.
 
jun3machina's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: along the lines of my mind
Gender: femme
Posts: 7,198
wow! that's bad...i could make more than that selling old clothes on ebay

__________________

www.thegirllovesmj.blogspot.com
  Reply With Quote
Reply
Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Tags
ambition, blonde, bombs, jessica, movie, simpson
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off

monitoring_string = "058526dd2635cb6818386bfd373b82a4"


 
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:56 AM.
Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
TheFashionSpot.com is a property of TotallyHer Media, LLC, an Evolve Media LLC company. ©2014 All rights reserved.