Keeping Up with Lindsay (please put all Lohan news here)

[foreshoke]

After Chanel, Dooney, What's Next for Lohan??? she's not good for high fashion campaign. it's ridiculous for her to advertise LV. Marc Jacobs going nut!

[morgan38]

she's cartoony alright

[unplugged66]

I'm sorry but is sir Marc Jacobs on crack? From Christina Ricci, Scarlet Johanson, Uma Thurman, Gisele Bunchen to Lindsay Lohan. I just don't see how tshe fits that picture.

I think Vuitton should avoid using celebrities as models for their ad campaigns. I personaly find celebrity ads quite tacky, for the exception of Uma Thurman, whom by the way started out as a model, and Gisele ofcourse.

I just hate the fact that just because a celebrity is thin and looks drugged half of the time she is automaticly made a couture model. I think Lohan, Lavigne and all these celebrities who are doing modeling should just stick to their jobs. But meh that is just my opinion.

[Spike413]

This had better not be true.

Now, Christina Ricci, she'd be great...but Lohan, please.

[Zoolander]

Lindsay Lohan told Cosmopolitan magazine that she would appear topless in a film only if she knew it meant that she would win an Oscar. The actress claims that she's already "OK with being topless in front of people" and has already flashed some boob.

Only two years ago, the mere thought of Lindsay Lohan naked would spill enough semen to make even Elton John and Jake Gyllenhaal push away from the table. Now, the only way to fit her naked, bony mess into a script is if it was about zombies or people who live in an attic. I'm not sure if anybody has explained this to Lindsay, but you don't get an Oscar just for being topless. Granted, it's probably hard enough to explain that the sun has been up for eight hours to a person who's walking around in one high heel, trying to wipe the coke off her face and wondering aloud why her anus hurts. She'll probably just think it was a long flash of lightning.

From IDLYITW.

Lindsay will NEVER EVER get an Oscar. She doesn't have the talent. ADMIN EDIT.

[Spike413]

That was hysterical...I had a smirk on my face the whole time reading it.

The only way Lindz will even be nominated for an Oscar is if she plays a hideously deformed half white/half native American sociopath who goes on some kind of life-affirming journey to find true love, only to come to grips with the fact that no one wants to love a deformed half white/half native American sociopath and she tragically kills herself because she feels there's no justice in the world....or some eqaully depressing, "important" message about society as a whole.

Not that her acting would be convincing, but the right story is key.

[SiennaInLondon]

Ooh sore anus? Harsh.

[vee]

what a silly thing to say! "only for an oscar"

well, i can't say that i don't expect that from her mouth.

[daddyslittlegrl8]

^ I agreee, it is rather stupid to say this.

dlg

[JEM]

It is indeed a silly thing to say but she does bring up a point. In order to get an Oscar, you have to be either naked, make yourself look ugly, or be in an " epic" movie. Makes you wonder if the Oscars are for the acting or just for the story of the movie you're in.. That's what I think anyways.

[susie_bubble]

^Does one need to be naked? Seems to me that period dramas or being reduced to tears and mental breakdowns are a surefire route to an Oscar.....

Anyhow, there is nothing remotely alluring about a naked LiLo.......so rest assured, we won't be seeing her baps anytime too soon in an Oscar worthy movie.

[JEM]

no ok, not naked, since basically every movie has naked people in it, yet not all of them win Oscars But you have to physically change yourself ( ugly, fat, whatever) to be regarded by the Academy. Sometimes, making yourself ugly doesn't necessarily mean you're a good actor... I hope i'm making some sense!

[ShesElectric]

At this point... she's got the "making yourself look ugly" part down.

[Hipkitten]

Why oh why oh why is she in A Prairie Home Companion?!

[indie]

..and who cares?

gosh I should stop visiting this section..