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Kim Kardashian Tries Something New....

Kim Kardassian usually only licks the chocolate part of a Butterfinger, but The Sun says that she recently sucked on the orange part in Madrid. Apparently, Kim and Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo touched tongues in a restaurant in Madrid after one of his games. I know what you're thinking, but Cristiano's skin is so damn crispy that he probably looks black in dim lighting.

Some source says that after Kim and Cristiano mouth fuc*ed in a restaurant, they went back to his place where she stayed for almost four hours. The next day, Kim went straight to the airport from his house.

Can you imagine Kim (who is covered in bronzer) and Cristiano (who is covered in Crisco) fuc*ing on each other? It probably looks like an oily otter chewing on a piece of pork fat. Greasy as* fuc*s! Cristiano probably couldn't even stick it in, because they both kept slipping around like they were humping a Slip 'N Slide. They had to hold on to something sturdy so they didn't slide across the room and break things. No bueno. If my abuelita was here, she'd throw both of them in a jar and keep them under her kitchen sink for when she needs to fry platanos.
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She should try disappearing...that would be new.

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He is gross eurotrash

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She should try disappearing...that would be new.
That would be a more shocking headline than all her famewhoring liaisons.

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Kim Kardassian As You've Never Seen Her Before

And by "as you've never seen her before," I really mean as you've only seen her. Seriously, will somebody clap at Kim Kardassian and tell her to get up off the floor and put on some damn clothes already. The world is not her nudist colony. The minute we go back to the cave man days where everybody ran around the land practically naked, she'll be the first to know.

Anytheroomsuddenlysmellslikepissscentedfarts, here's Kim Kardassian naked and unretouched in Harper's Bazaar. Kim says that she decided to go sans Photoshop to show all the young "curvy" girls out there to be proud of their natural bodies. Says the bitch who has enough motor oil (or whatever) in her face to fill up a dozen cars at Jiffy Lube.

Here's Kim:

On being a curvy role model: "I feel proud if young girls look up to me and say, 'I'm curvy, and I'm proud of it now."

On having big bitties as a kid: "I was wearing a C cup by the time I was 11. I would go to bed and pray, 'Please, Lord, don't let my boobs grow any bigger. I hated what was happening."

On her supposedly free-range and organic ***: "I'm Armenian. It's normal. My butt is probably not as big as you might think, because I have small legs and a small waist, which makes it appear bigger."

Now I'm not saying that Kim isn't Photoshopped (Yish, I am), but I am saying that she's probably covered with buckets of bronzer and foundation. Zac Efron is going to be pissed when he goes into MAC for the usual and they tell him that Kim wiped them out. Better go rub your face on Kim's as*, Zac.

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I love dlisted.

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I don't know about you guys, but I'm pretty sure my kitty would claw my eyes out if I tried a stunt like this with her!
Kim Kardashian posted the following picture on her Twitter account last night and tweeted, "Pic from my shoot yesterday...good kitty cat!", but it seems like she's going to ruffle a few feathers among animal rights advocates, even though picking up a kitten by the neck isn't considered abusive. However, scruffing a cat when it's not necessary (and not giving it a little support on the bottom) doesn't seem like something Kim K. should be doing just for the sake of a funny Twitpic...tsk tsk!
When contacted about the photo, PETA released the following statement to X17online:

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oh dear. who's more stupid? PETA or Kim?

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yeah! it never fails to make me laugh. hahaha. the sarcasm is hilarious.

OMG there goes PETA again

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Although the dlisted article is hilarious..I have to admit that Kim is right this time.. she really was the reason why I became proud of my curves.

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I don't know. Sometimes it seems like certain stars can do no right. I was always taught by my grandfather (a vet) to pick up a cat that way.

 
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Peta Doesn't Like This

I guess Kim Kardassian thinks she knows how to handle a black puss* too....but Peta does not agree. Peta got on Kim's double down as* after she Tweeted this picture from a photo shoot in Australia. Peta said this in a statement:

“Kim Kardashian isn’t the only person who mistakenly thinks that because a mother cat picks up her kittens by the scruff of the neck that a supportive hand under the rump isn’t needed."

Kim responded on her blog with this shi*:

"I have been getting negative comments regarding the way I was holding the kitty, but rest assured, the owner and vet were on set and showed me how to pick him up. The cat was not harmed in any way and is perfectly fine! I love animals and would never do anything to harm any animals."

Never harm animals? Kim, tell that to the poor horse that was scalped for your weave.

Frankly, the only statement I care to read is one from that cat. That cat needs to explain to us why it didn't take a scratch at Kim's face when it had a clear shot! Way to disappoint an entire people!

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Photos of Kim Kardashian and Cristiano Ronaldo Together in Spain!
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush only recently parted ways, but she seems to be bouncing right back into the dating world — she was spotted in Madrid recently with Cristiano Ronaldo! She was in Spain for business earlier in the week, where she and Cristiano apparently were seen kissing over lunch on Monday before she returned to the US. Her sister Khloe may not approve as she publicly advised Kim to lay off on the back-to-back boyfriends. Kim is probably aware of Christiano's playboy reputation as well — he has experience with starlets since he spent time with her friend Paris Hilton last year. The plot gets a little thicker with Kim's love life, since Paris and her ex Reggie were spotting partying in Vegas but denied anything scandalous at all.

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