This picture has nothing to do with this story (or does it?), but I figured it would go well with your fanfiction about Jack and Sawyer partaking in a little angry make up sex on a polar bear rug down in the hatch while the smoke monster faps away in the corner.
In an interview with Playboy (via UsWeekly), Matthew Fox gave up the details on how he first gave it up to a girl. Here's Matthew spilling the pre-teen jizz:
"I was 12. She was about two years older than me. It wasn't her first time. I can actually see the event in my mind's eye, like photographs. It was in Dubois, Wyoming, where the population sign probably says, to this day, about 1,000. It happened literally on the ground by a river while a rodeo was going on in town. It was absolutely terrible and awkward--just two fuc*ing kids lying down and pulling our pants down."
Everybody who grew up in Wyoming probably lost their virginity on the ground by a river, so Matthew shouldn't feel so special. What's most surprising about any of this is that Matthew was a 12-year-old boy once upon a time! There's certain people that I can never picture as a child, and Matthew is one of them. I'm convinced that he came out of his mother's vag as the oldest Salinger brother who later became an alcoholic doctor who frowns a lot and has a permanent case of hair shadow on his face.
And Matthew should go through those mind photographs again, because I bet you that Jacob is in at least one of those pictures. Creepy fuc*! That ho is like a Tiger Woods mistress. He's eeeeeeverywhere! dlisted.com
He says the stupidest things in interviews, a little tact wouldn't hurt him. 12 is a horrible age for such things but honestly I don't see why that kind of info should be out there in the public domain. Did anyone really care to know about that? I certainly didn't...
I miss the days when stars had a little bit of mystery about them.
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