Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart secretly dating? April 2009 - March 2010

[helen-rox]

^ AHAHHAHAHA this is just pathetic

[dajrekshn]

Originally Posted by Alvedansen

i don't know...everybody's saying she's so bad*ss in that interview, but i actually think she takes herself way too seriously. it's not like the whole world wants to know how many times they have sex and what's their favourite position. a simple yes or no would be enough. and although all of us in this thread like to speculate, we (or at least i) would like to end this and whether it's "yes" or "no" isn't even that important anymore, i just want closure
and yeah, she's "just" an actress and she doesn't need to tell us anything, but magazines will write crazy stuff either way and if i were in her shoes i would just say it. i wouldn't want to "hide" my relationship - this doesn't mean that i want them to have a cheesy magazine spread or talk about how they fell in love or give us details on their lovelife or plans for the future, but wouldn't it be easier for them to go to dinner together without having to plan ahead how to leave seperately or the whole thing about living at the CM together wouldn't have been that big of a deal, because they'd just be a couple hanging out together. by making it a mystery she just feeds the tabloids and papz because everybody wants that "moneyshot".
and really...that's her only problem?! that people wanna know whom she's dating?! ugh, that's ridiculous

i love about her that she's not the typical hollywood girl and keeps her private life private, but it wasn't a big deal when she was with michael (i'm aware that back then both were practically nobodies, but the crazies and tabloids already sell her and rob as a couple anyways).

i'm not sure if this is making sense at all, it just seems like she's obsessing about this question herself, thinking "a lot" about what to answer but in the end it would be newsworthy for 2 days and then the tabloids would go on with their "breaking up, pregnant, marriage, affair" stories which we already had, so nothing new, we could close this thread and these two could go to dinner as a couple and live together or do whatever they want.
i'm sorry, rant over. i have a headache now

spot on.

if there's nothing what is she going to loose in privacy sense if she answers the question?

[beatgobum]

just for fun, a new Harper Bazzars outtake


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[dajrekshn]

tomstu..his only love..

[colourmefashion]

i wonder if they experimented with each other
i bet they would have pretty Tobert Stuttinson babies.

[jml2]

oh please nobody will take her firstborn child, they get reimbursed very very very handsomely for what they do. Kristin sounds pretty immature

[StarsInHerEyes]

Originally Posted by beatgobum

just for fun, a new Harper Bazzars outtake

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lol!

[chicandcool]

I've been gone for a few days. I was hoping that by the time I come back, the truth would be out. But nope. Still elusive.

[tastes_like_chic]

Seriously 161 pages and yet no one can confirm if they are together or not. Full props to them... They are more secretive than Brad and Angelina!

[Label Basher]

I really need a good laugh right now so get a load of this -

Robert Pattinson Humps His Pillow

Depressed about his recent breakup with Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson has taken to humping pillows.

According to sources, Pattinson checked himself in to a Motel 6 in Valencia, CA on Friday. Since then, other motel guests have been complaining about the loud sobbing that comes from Pattinson’s room at all hours of the night. The only time the crying seems to stop is during one of Pattinson’s vigorous pillow-humping sessions, which happen three-to-four times a day, and last for about five-to-seven minutes each.

During the hump sessions, guests and staff members can clearly hear Pattinson’s bed creaking violently while the star yells out at the top of his lungs, “I am humping a pillow.”

Pattinson reportedly comes out of his room for 10 minutes each day in order to allow the housekeeping staff to replace his soiled pillowcases, and to stock up on Lipton Cup O Soups from the motel vending machine.

Motel workers who have seem the inside of the room say it looks like a war zone, with empty Cup O Soups strewn about and the palpable stench of semen and tears lingering in the air.

It is also reported that the walls of the room are covered in Kristen Stewart’s Twilight posters, with the exception of the space on the ceiling directly above the bed, which is reserved for a poster of Pattinson’s shirtless Twilight co-star, Taylor Lautner.

Friends of Pattinson say the star needs to pull himself together, and suggest that he should find fat girl to use as a “slump buster,” adding that there is no shortage of eager fat girls among his “Twihard” fanbase.

celebjihad.com (and yes this is real site)

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Seriously I can't remember the last time I read something just so bizare about a celeb. I mean for crying out loud humping a pillow.

[CrazyBeautiful]

Lmaoooooo!!

So ridiculous! If it were true I would seriously tell him ditch the pillow and use me instead

[beatriz]

my favourite part it's actually the posters. it's like they make this up just to make us laugh

[StarsInHerEyes]

Originally Posted by Label Basher

I really need a good laugh right now so get a load of this

Seriously I can't remember the last time I read something just so bizare about a celeb. I mean for crying out loud humping a pillow.

Oh. My. God.

[beatgobum]

^^that site is known for it's sarcastic texts. It's not suppose to be taken srsly. They were just taking making fun of the whole things and if I'm not mistaken something about rob humping a pillow was made up by a fan before...i don't remember now. Things haven't gotten THAT crazy yet, though, I bet star magazine or some australian magazine will not take the hint and prob put on it's cover once they read this, i'm sure

[beatriz]

oh so it really was suposed to make us laugh