It's our future and you know what, I don't even mind. 17-year-old Taylor Momsen is simply just a young girl who is trying to find herself in the clearance section of the Flirt catalog, the drawer where you keep your old black eyeliner pencils and the part of the WWE's costume closet that houses the old bedazzled wrestling panties from their glory days.
Don't you remember when you were a 17-year-old hunchback gutter Muppet and walking down a random alley while motioning to a dude that backdoor costs extra (or maybe you were motioning that you keep the 8-balls in your backdoor). This was all of us! Just think of Taylor Momsen as a Ghost of Whoredays Past who's simply a version of your 17-year-old self but with even less dignity and more attention whoreness.
Cindy Hooha wore this elegant ho SHI* uniform to the Hollywood premiere of Justin Bieber's new 3D movie last night. Yes, so that magical tingle you heard wasn't the wind chime outside. It was Justin Bieber's balls dropping as he laid eyes on Taylor Momsen looking like something that blew out of the Rock of Love Bus exhaust pipe.
And it's funny that Miley Cyrus was also there and completely covered everything up. Miley gave us "middle-aged spiritual healer from Sedona, Arizona." However, Noah Cyrus showed up in the same outfit as Taylor and had to go into the bathroom to change. Crisis averted.
Here's another picture of Taylor's walk of no shame as well as pictures of other hos at last night's thing. In order: Sad Panda, Amanda Woodward, Miley with Tish and Noah, The Smiths, Bieber, Scary Spice with family, Usher with his sons, Toni Braxton, Leona Lewis and Selena Gomez.
__________________ There's a whole ocean of oil under our feet! No one can get at it except for me!
Pathetic; agreed! Which is a shame cos she's a decent actor. I don't know why she felt that she had to do the whole 'rock prostitute' look to do music. She's only damaging her career with all the things she's saying. It will be hard for her to get acting jobs etc. with a reputation as a brat - look at Lindsay who's practically washep up at 24!
I hope someones able to intervene soon cos it's only a matter of time before shes introduced to drugs. Posted via Mobile Device
A turning point in the fashion world- move over Whitney Port!!
Is Taylor Momsen Starting Her Own Design Label?
Life, meet art. Right, Taylor Momsen? “I've always wanted to have a line at some point but when I do that I really want to have the time to be able to commit to it properly. Right now I'm so busy but sometime in the future I would love to have a line, absolutely," Momsen told Contact Music about the prospects of starting her own fashion label.
"I'll be very involved in the design and all of it, I want to spend all my time making it the best it can possibly be. I don't want to just put my name on it and have other people do all the work," she added.
Like her Little J, Taylor says that she’s her own person when it comes to fashion. "I try to be original and have my own style, there's a certain way I love to dress. I've always dressed differently to all the other kids but that's the great thing about fashion, it doesn't have to be for everyone," she said. "It's personal and however you look is a reflection of you. I draw inspiration from different eras — I love the ‘60s and I love Edie Sedgewick but I wouldn't say I dress exactly like that. I just try to make everything my own.”
i don't really think she has enough variety to promote it, like she wears mostly the same thing. If she's going to be outrageous/rock and roll/individual then i want to see more, not just "omgdz her a** is showing..so edgeyyy"