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He can talk English, he's not stupid. It may be flawed and with a Portugese accent but he can say more than the basic sex-words.

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What a joke.... Thanks for the laughter but the Daily Mail only make it easier to question their credibility with every article they publish.

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Omg, if I were her and he propositioned me like that I would fall out laughing.... then quietly undress.

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Thank you dailymail
This is probably the loveliest romance tale Ive ever heard of

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Did Cristiano Ronaldo Buy His Baby For $15 Million?

If you ever ask Cristiano Ronaldo who the mother of his love child is, he'll pull out his tube of MAC Lip Glass and seal the secret of her identity in his precious mouth forever. Crispy isn't saying shi*, but the Daily Mirror is! They claim that Crispy's baby mama is a broke as* American waitress who got knocked up after a one-night fuc* with him. Actually, she WAS a broke as* American waitress, because apparently Crispy gave her $15 million to give him their son before going away FOREVER.

Becoming a cocktail waitress who fuc*s celebrities has officially become the new American dream! Parents and school guidance counselors should adjust their lessons accordingly.

A friend of Crispy's says that his son was conceived in Los Angeles last summer. The friend also gave the truly romantic details of the magical night Crispy spread his charm all over the future mother of his child. May the theme from the Thorn Birds fill your head as you read this:

“Ronni looked the girl in the eye and said extremely directly: ‘Me, you, fuc* fuc*.’

“She was taken aback and just said: ‘What!’ She didn’t actually understand what he meant. She was totally nonplussed

“The window by his table was steamed up, so he drew a love heart on it with his finger. Then he said, ‘Me, you, kiss,’ and the penny dropped.

“That’s typical Ronni – he pretends his English is terrible when it suits him, and he comes straight to the point. It was just yet another one-night stand and Ronnie assumed he would never see her again.”

"Me, you, fuc* fuc*" is my new pick-up line. Crispy has the right idea. We need to all go back to the cave man days when shi* was simple. When a bitch sees a hot piece they want to break off, they should just hobble up to that ho and grunt "ME, YOU, FUC* FUC*" before clubbing them over the head with a dildo to drag them up to their tree house. Caveman love is the truest!

A couple of months after Crispy seduced the trick as though they were starring in the porn version of Tarzan and Jane, she found out she was pregnant. The saga continues:

It was agreed that Ronaldo would give DNA for a paternity test once the baby was born and provide support for the mother and child if it proved to be his.The friend revealed: “Cristiano was told the result while he was away at the World Cup.”

And then Dolores stepped in. The friend said: “Ronni is a multi-millionaire playboy, but when it comes to family, he’s very much his mother’s son.

“They are a close-knit, traditional *Roman Catholic family and the minute paternity was established there was absolutely no doubt that Ronni would be doing the right thing.

What in the hell kind of GD Roman Catholic is Dolores? Any self-respecting strict Roman Catholic mother would force the couple to marry in a church wedding! Then they would all hide the baby for the next 9 months while the American waitress pretended to be pregnant. After her fake birth, they'd present the 9-month-old baby as a newborn and explain that he's bigger than normal due to a thyroid problem or something. How does Dolores not know this?! Doesn't she watch telenovelas (aka daily mass)?! My abuelita is throwing her a "Ay Dios Mio" side-eye of judgment as I type this.
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Hilarious....

Dad: 'you, me, f***, f***'
Mom: What?
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Isn't it awkward that I can totally picture him doin the me you fuc* fuc*?

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^I know!!! How could the woman not understand?
'Cause if I saw him that would totally be my line. :f***s:

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Well, if he provides double features with the same lady who is randy enough to go for that line....he's in for a lot of babies.

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*eating popcorn and waiting for the next installment*

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He can talk English, he's not stupid. It may be flawed and with a Portugese accent but he can say more than the basic sex-words.
yeah! This is way too 'Me Tarzan, you Jane' kinda thing for me

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yeah! This is way too 'Me Tarzan, you Jane' kinda thing for me

Indeed! It has a certain caveman romantic to it...




It must be awesome to be him and practically get everything by behaving in these ways.

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