#4 in post 14 is obviously intending to be about Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez. I still say he should run, considering her history with her exes. And it seems he'd have plenty of options where to run, lol.
As for the drinking Oscar loser and his A-list costar, Jonah Hill and Brad Pitt make the most sense. The only other one that could fit would be Gary Oldman and Colin Firth (is he considered an A-list?).