From one of the best movies of all time "Heathers"
Heather C. - You were a bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a girlscout cookie. I got you into a Remington party and what's my thanks!? It's on the hallway carpet! I got paid in puke!
Veronica -Lick it up baby. Lick it up!
Heather C. Monday morning you're history. Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games!
Heather C: **** me gently with a chainsaw! Do I look like Mother Theresa to you. If I did, I probably wouldn't mind chatting it up with the geek squad.
And from Romy and Michele's High School Reunion...
Romy: I can't believe how cute I look
Michele: This is like the cutsest we've ever looked.
Romy: Oh it's definitely the cutest. Don't you love how we can say that to each other and know we're not being conceited?
Michele:Oh no, we're just being honest.
And one more:
Guy in club: Hi
Romy: Hi! That's a great suit. Is that an Armani?
Guy: Yes, yes it is.
Romy: I thought so. What do you do?
Guy: I'm a suit salesman.
Romy: Could you excuse me? I cut my foot before and now my shoe is filling up with blood.
Got a little carried away, sorry.