Why is it I have no doubts about who is behind this...? 
Chanel Segway May Hint That The End Of The World Is Near
Attention those that believe the end times are nigh...
Introducing the Chanel-branded Segway — an item so utterly ridiculous that it makes the $12K Chanel-themed bicycle owned by Jennifer Aniston seem practical.
We have no idea who thought combining high-priced purses with the eco-friendly Segway was a brilliant marketing move, but since Jackie Chan owns a dealership in Hong Kong, he’s guilty by association.
No word on price yet — but we figure well-north of $10K is an appropriate guess. Oh, the humanity!
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