Just saw a very large man dressed in the following at my local supermarché in the 14th arrondissement (not a tourist area by any means):
black tee with
SEX INSTRUCTOR emblazoned across the front
pale
acid-wash denim
man-pris
an overgrown blonde
mohawk-mullet
black socks
white and red reeboks
...I think I need therapy for PTSD
I ran after him with my iPhone trying to paparazzi him but he made a clean getaway by the Bonne Maman cookies...