How about..worn once?
A black sleeveless button-up from Dsquared, purchased around '03, '04. I was early 20's and first started buying designer clothes, so it's safe to say I was young and didn't know better. The shirt was nothing more than a black shirt with the sleeves, and collar, hacked off in some haphazard fashion, and it was decorated with patches of birds, the Dsquared logo, and words reading "Chip Chip Motherf.." So, basically, a Boy Scouts shirt, but with a gay male twist to it..CAMP, you see. As nice as the quality was, as Phuel mentioned, it really was nothing more than a black button-up w/ chopped-off sleeves, with some cheeky patches thrown on it for good measure. Most likely, it was old trash recycled into new treasure, but sold at the same pricepoint. Yeah, about that short-lived Dsquared phase I had...Ugh!
#neverforget