Who wins Posh's WAG crown?
By BELLA BATTLE
March 20, 2007
POSH’S move to LA has set tongues WAG-ging: who will steal her crown now?
Abbey’s assets are ample and Cassie’s got talent to spare but our money’s on either Cheryl Cole or Coleen McLoughlin.
Girls Aloud star Cheryl is currently enjoying a number one hit with WAG (sorry, Walk) This Way while Col has secured a £1.5 million magazine deal for her summer wedding.
But which of them will triumph in the war of the wives and girlfriends? As their footie fellas battle it out on the pitch, we rate the girls’ chances of reigning supreme in Mrs B’s absence.
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CELEB PALS 1/5
Hmm, take away the England and Man Utd teams (plus their WAGs) and Col’s celeb mates look thin on the ground.
Fellow Scousers and former Atomic Kittens Liz McLarnon and Natasha Hamilton are pals but the only other big name in Col’s A-list address book is, er, Cheryl Cole.
She gets one point for securing Wayne’s mate P Diddy for her birthday bash in April.
FAMILY 4/5
Part of a close-knit Catholic family, Coleen talks with pride about growing up one of four children in Croxteth, Liverpool.
Little sister Rosie has Rett’s Syndrome, which has left her in a wheelchair with severe learning difficulties.
Col is a respected campaigner for children’s charities as a result.
Col recently admitted she cried non-stop for two weeks when she first moved out of her parents’ home. Aww.
WEDDING 4/5
The new queen of matri-money, Col has secured a staggering £1.5 million magazine deal for rights to her wedding and 21st birthday bash.
There are rumours the pair plan to donate their mag fee to Alder Hey children’s hospital in Liverpool.
A source close to the couple said: “The charity donation was mainly Coleen's idea because Wayne was initially sceptical about a magazine deal due to the tacky, celebrity connotations. But now he's chuffed with it.” Watch this space.
TALENT 2.5/5
“I can’t sing to save my life,” Col recently admitted. So she’s clearly no chart rival for Cheryl.
But the Scouse lass just loves to Liver it up on the dancefloor. A big fan of reality shows, she’s hinted she’d like a part on Strictly Come Dancing so the offer’s in the post no doubt.
Add to that a £10 million fortune, best-selling fitness video and weekly column in Closer and our Col’s looking quite the all-rounder.
STYLE 3.5/5
Another girl-next-door come good, can it really be only three years since Col was last spotted in her puffa and school uniform?
Coleen admits she loves clothes and is never afraid to take a fashion risk, getting it right most of the time.
She recently launched her book Welcome To My World at Liverpool’s top boutique Cricket and is the face of bargain fashion line George @ Asda.
FELLAS 2/5
Worth £15 million thanks to his Man Utd contract and numerous sponsorship deals, Wayne is the biggest catch in the world on paper.
But we’re still not sure we would. Not the best-looking lad, Wayne shamed Col in 2004 when stories of sleazy nights with middle-aged hookers came out.
Coleen stuck by him despite the scandal and got a £25,000 engagement ring handed to her on a BP forecourt for her trouble.
How romantic.
Cheryl Cole's
1. Celebs pals 3/5
2. Family 1/5
3. Wedding 3,5/5
4. Talent 4/5
5. Style 3/5
6. Fellas 3/5
So there you have it ... CHERYL COLE'S the winner by a whisker with 17.5 points. Hand over that crown now, Victoria, your best mate Chez is waiting in the wings.
And as for Coleen? The lass is only 20. Give her a few years and we predict a triumph to wipe the pout off Mrs B's chops
(Credit: thesun)