Cory Kennedy

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What happens to 'it' girls after they are no longer 'it'?


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Every trend, fashion, internet meme, and blog has its glory days. Glory days can't last forever, yall. It's kinda like what Sugar Ray lead singer Mark 'Warhol' McGrath said: "Every1 has his or her 15 minutes of fame (I just wanna fly)." Eventually bands are replaced, trends die, and even humans eventually die. (sad but true, yall. We can't all be Bicentennial Men a.k.a. DorianGrayAlts a.k.a. ForeverYoung Alts).

IT GIRLS usually have a [HIGHLY MEANINGFUL/MEMORABLE] life for 6-18 months. They feel really special, and unique, and 'it-ty', and become comfortable with who they are, since they are a portal to the future of everything that is 'kewl.' However, eventually their time expires. They are often replaced with some1 who they thought was their friend, but was a social rung beneath them. Each IT GIRL goes from being 'it' to being relegated back to just being one of 'us' (not to be confused with the 'we' that krappie bloggers use).

"WE LOVE SONGS IN IPOD COMMERCIALS!"

-krappie bloggers

I'm not sure how 'it girls' make money between ages 27-120. Agyness Deyn realized this and married a Stroke. Uffie is experimenting with pregnancy rumors/serious relationships with men who are wealthier than DJs.

'If u don't want a real job, just be pretty and get married.'

-college girls who are pursuing Elementary School Certification

Will I run into a former ITGIRL working at a local coffee shop in 8 years? Will former IT GIRLS have the same social existence as 'jocks from your high school who wore their letter jackets after high school'? Will we see FailedItGirls on party pix sites even after party pix sites suffer a 50% drop in traffic after 2k10?

Is there a way that we could convert former IT GIRLS into a rare natural resource that school children can use? I know AZN engineers figured out how to turn horses into glue, so maybe we can learn how to distill 'it girls' into high quality alcohol or something...just throwin ideas out there, yall...

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What do yall wanna convert former buzzworthy people/items into, yall?
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/
 
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ouch to that article. The video was cute. and I love her chanel wear
 
nylon really loves her...
they seem cute not as annoying as you would expect. Good on them
 
yeah
she is like the poster child for nylon
well it is all owed to mark hunter
he got her in the music issue from two years ago
 
Nylon October 2008 | Double Trouble
Photographer: Marvin Scott Jarret
Stylist: Minique Bean





Sorry for the grainyness :shock: My scanner decided to scan on super-high sharp. If I feel like it I may redo it later.
Scanned by me.
 
loool i cant believe peaches is doing the hipster peace sign pose in a magazine!!
 
what. it was every hipsters' signature pose before it became hers!

oh well whatevs.
 
wow I am totally not cool
I was not aware of this "hipster peace sign" lol
 

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