And here's Vadge at the Brahma beer box in Rio with Gerard Butler (whose complexion is starting to resemble a scratched-at genital wart), Rodrigo Santoro and Baby Jesus. dlisted.com
Jesus Luz, the boyfriend of Madonna, was spotted enjoying the day with some friends on the beach in Ipanema, the south area of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Wednesday (February 24).
The 23-year-old Brazilian model has reportedly been signed by Madonna’s former label Warner and will release his first single “We Came From Light” in May.
“Madonna was determined to give Jesus all the help she can. She holds a lot of sway at Warners, where she had a deal until very recently. But getting him on the books wasn’t completely plain-sailing,” a source told The Sun. “There was a little give and take between her and the company, but a compromise was eventually settled upon.”
10+ pictures inside of Jesus Luz basking on the beach…
Vadge was sick of Baby Jesus' loud as* goo goo and gagas waking her up in the middle of the day as she tries to sleep in her coffin, so she got him a record deal! That way he can cry and whine in front of a mic in a recording studio far far away. Some mothers send their children to daycare, Vadge sends hers to a recording studio!
The Sun says that Baby Jesus' first single titled "We Came From Light" (insert your own Vadge vag joke here) will come out this Summer. Vadge was only able to get Baby Jesus a two-single deal from Warner Bros. after she agreed to license some of her classic songs for advertising campaigns. A source added, "Madonna really wants Jesus's career to take off. She's been going through her Filofax and putting him in contact with as many of her influential pals as she can."
Aw. This is sweeter than Gay Al Reynold's donut hole. Vadge really is a loving sugar memaw. Before Vadge drops Baby Jesus off at the orphanage, she wants to teach him how to wipe his own as* and walk a few steps without the help of a toddler walker. Vadge's zombie heart still has a few beats in it.
In other news, JLo chopped her hair off, strapped her t*tties and as* down, changed her name to Joachim and was seen strutting outside of Vadge's front door. dlisted
Jesus Luz made a guest DJ Spot at the the Thomas Sabo House of Adventures A/W Jewellery preview. Lokking cool, and casual ina rock tee, he got the party jumping when he played celebration by Madonna
Jesus Luz rocks an unbuttoned shirt and loosened tie on the cover of Page Six magazine’s latest issue.
Here’s what the 24-year-old model - and ex of Madonna’s - had to share: On paying his dues as a model: “Nothing was ever handed to me. Even through my many connections, I still had to jump through lots of hoops to book jobs and to get to where I am now.” On his first impressions of New York as a teenager: “I first came to New York City when I was 18 years old to learn English. I lived with my aunt and my uncle. It was a great experience because it was totally different from Rio de Janeiro. New York City is one of the most frenetic places in the world, in a good way, and it didn’t take long for me to get addicted to the NYC hustle-and-bustle lifestyle.” On why he chose to get a tattoo of his name across his shoulders: “About four years ago, I passed a tattoo shop and decided to do something spontaneous. I wanted something connected to my name but not necessarily about me as the focus. Yes, it is my name, but it has a double meaning. ‘Jesus’ means just that. And the Portuguese word ‘Luz’ is my family name, but it also means ‘light.’ Also it is significant in reminding me that some force is watching over me.” Page Six magazine is free inside the New York Post and will be distributed on Thursday (December 2).
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