Jordan & Peter's Wedding

[Ceptuouse]

Sorry if this is in the wrong place....

Its tomorrow

and from the telly, expect....

1. The Longest Train
2. A 6ft Chocolate Cake
3. Acrobats on a Hot air balloon
4. A pair of his and hers thrones

 

[CelineChic]

Here is a funny article from the Sun that makes Jordan look pathetic. I don't know how true it is but it sure seems like something she would do.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005410599,00.html

JORDAN’S wedding is being snubbed by a host of stars she wanted at the bash.


The glamour girl sent out naff scrolls inviting dozens of celebrities to watch her get hitched to singer Peter Andre, 32, on Saturday.

But nearly all said no and it could jeopardise a £1million magazine deal for rights to report on the couple tying the knot.

Big-boobed model Jordan, 27, is facing a double blow after CHARLOTTE CHURCH pulled out of singing at the wedding — leaving her with X Factor loser ROWETTA as the “star” performer.

Other big names who have turned down the invite to the tacky bash include SHANE RICHIE, SIMON COWELL, DENISE VAN OUTEN and DAVINA McCALL.

A pal said last night: “It’s a mess. Jordan promised the magazine she would get loads of celebrity mates along to the wedding as part of her deal with them.

“But the fact is she doesn’t really have many celebrity mates.

“She’s been sending invites to people she’s never met in desperation but nobody wants to go.

“It’s probably going to be the naffest event of the year.

Naff ... invites on scrolls


“Unless she rustles some stars up in the next few days, it’s going to be really embarrassing for her.

“And the magazine may not want to pay as much as £1million when they realise they’re not going to get pictures of big stars.”

Charlotte Church, 19, pulled out of the wedding after deciding to perform at the gay Mardi Gras festival in Cardiff instead.

She has been replaced with D-lister Rowetta. Charlotte told The Sun: “I wrote her a nice note to say sorry, though.”

Jordan — real name Katie Price — will, however, still have I’m A Celebrity pal KERRY KATONA and Girls Aloud star SARAH HARDING as bridesmaids.

Former EastEnders actor DEAN GAFFNEY is also rumoured to be turning up. But dozens of others are not so keen.

Shane Richie, 41, told The Sun: “I’d rather get my **** caught in the fridge door then go to Jordan’s wedding, to be honest. I don’t even know them.”

Lily Savage star PAUL O’GRADY, 50, said: “I don’t like family weddings at the best of times so I’m not going to the wedding of someone I don’t know.”

Denise Van Outen, 31, said she would not be attending the wedding, at posh Highclere Castle, Berks, because her only meeting with Jordan lasted five seconds.

Big Brother presenter Davina McCall, 37, said: “I really hope she is very happy but I’m not going to be rushing along.”

And Radio One DJ CHRIS MOYLES, 31, joked: “I sadly can’t make it because I’m working at a soup kitchen for the homeless that weekend. It’ll be more fun.”

Fairytale setting ... Highclere Castle


Even X Factor judge Simon Cowell, 45, who is pals with Jordan and backed her entry in the Eurovision Song Contest, is giving it a wide berth. He said: “I have been invited but I won’t be around.”

Singer MYLEENE KLASS, 27, said: “I can’t go because I’m working.

“I’m buying her a curry for a present to say sorry though.” When Emmerdale babe PATSY KENSIT, 37, was asked if she would be there, she replied: “Oh, God, no. I mean, good luck to her but I like to spend my weekends with my children.”

 

[Acid]

cheap as chips
common as kebab
pint of cider
trailer trash

 

[Ceptuouse]

^

 

[tiffany]

cheap as chips
common as kebab
pint of cider
trailer trash

Agree completely

 

[boho_babe]

Total trash

 

[Recycled]

How pathetic to invite people you don't know to your wedding..

 

[Acid]

even the trashy celebs dont want to stoop as low as to go to her trashy wedding
that really is the lowest of the low

 

[fab_fifties_fille]

It sounds along the same lines of that puke-inducing footballers wives 'fairy tale wedding' where everything was pink...and she was like sleeping beauty in the bed...looking like a blamonge....anyways good luck to them, I just hope they're happy...as tacky as they may be

 

[fugfashion]

I wonder what the dress looks like

 

[Ceptuouse]

^ It MAY have been in a old OK magazine....

 

[tiffany]

and she was like sleeping beauty in the bed...looking like a blamonge....

 

[eternitygoddess]

Awww, despite how trashy and tasteless Jordan might be, it is her wedding and every girl has a right to enjoy her wedding no matter what.

 

[eucalyptic]

A marriage doomed from the start... I hope I'm wrong..

 

[indie]

I feel so sorry for her.

 

[CharlottefromCA]

I don't know who she is... but wow... how embarassing.. I feel bad for her.. maybe she should call Andy Dick or Kathy Griffin.. they'd show up for anything..

 

[Acid]

^ yea or Jodie Marsh

 

[Kalista]

even the trashy celebs dont want to stoop as low as to go to her trashy wedding
that really is the lowest of the low

 

[Golden_butterfly]

Will be fun to see the pictures.

 

[fab_fifties_fille]

^ yea or Jodie Marsh

I remember a quote from jordan saying 'she has a nose like a builders elbow' haha I loved it, that girl is awful.