Karma Guard

[brian]

Karma Guard will cleanse your soul and clear the air with a single spray. It contains purified water and wild Ginseng root, the same Ginseng that has been used by spiritual masters for over 2000 years for its spiritually enhancing qualities, one of which hastens the burning up or cleansing of Karma. Throw it in your purse, keep it on your desk, stick in your beach bag or workout bag, or right there on your nightstand — anywhere that bad Karma can strike.

lindsay lohan has been spritzing this on paparazzi

 

[dsq]

the crap people are coming out with nowadays...

 

[Curious]

$7 a bottle w/ $3 for shipping, $2 shipping for each additional bottle...

How ridiculous

 

[fab_fifties_fille]

Smile at someone...it costs alot less, and doesn't come in a tacky bottle

 

[tangerine]

I thought this was going to be about a new forum feature

 

[fab_fifties_fille]

^ now there's an idea.

 

[Day]

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....wow.

 

[PrinceOfCats]

I know what's on my Christmas list...

 

[Jadee]

I thought about inventing this ever since I learned that loaded people stupid enough to buy Kabbalah water existed . I feel like my idea's been stolen.

 

[Curious]

^ You can expand... like "Smart Guard"... protect your intellect Just don't make "Cash Guard"!

 

[*JJ*]

lol....imagine the reaction if you spray this on someone who's been rude to you

 

[lemeray]

^^^ Hahaa...I should do that. They would think Im some crazy person.

 

[pink_lipgloss]

that is gold! i would buy it just to see the face on someone that i sprayed it on!!

But really, how ridiculous, you can sell anything these days!

 

[fashionista-ta]

How do you guys know it doesn't work???

 

[pink_lipgloss]

^lol well you can buy it and let us know!

 

[fashionista-ta]

How about "Aura Guard" ...

"Are you forced to associate with negative people? Are they bringing your aura down? Shield yourself with Aura Guard ..."

And then there's "Aura Enhancer" ...

"Is your aura not attracting the people you'd like? Have you been told it's the wrong color? Or perhaps your aura's weak. Correct the whole spectrum of aura issues with Aura Enhancer ..."

 

[PrincessImp.]

I need to bring this with me the next time I go to a meeting....

 

[Guessgirl96]

How do you guys know it doesn't work???

lol

 

[yourbestfriend]

How about "Aura Guard" ...

"Are you forced to associate with negative people? Are they bringing your aura down? Shield yourself with Aura Guard ..."

And then there's "Aura Enhancer" ...

"Is your aura not attracting the people you'd like? Have you been told it's the wrong color? Or perhaps your aura's weak. Correct the whole spectrum of aura issues with Aura Enhancer ..."

I need some of that.

 

[ckashie]

Methinks it's just water that someone peed in