Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[Boomer]

...and after the interview she enters at the airport so....guess we'll just have to wait for some pics!

Anyone have the frequency for the Police Scanner in Cannes??

 

[isa.b.elle.]

^ Boomer you should have more faith in the lead actress of your movie-investment!she knows what she has to do in this occasion..she's a star!she has worked on so many sets...it's not like it's her first movie!!

 

[Boomer]

^ That's true- if anyone knows how to do positive promotion for a project and make friends, it's Lindsay Dee!! She evidently learned it all from her parents...

 

[farou7a]

^ Oh, who really knows, F, but she, Paris, Mischa Barton and Tara Reid seemed to all be 'involved' with one another's 'friends' back when- almost like a competition amongst a bunch of fraternity boys...

oh..

tsk..

 

[isa.b.elle.]

http://forums.thefashionspot.com/showpost.php?p=7221771&postcount=566
SHE HAS ARRIVED IN CANNES!!! told you guys..you had to have faith in Lindsay!!!


and in other news...

Lindsay Lohan's assaul on booze continues...
The freckled Gollum has once again disrespected the sweet nectar we all hold near and dear to our livers. Page Six says that Lindsay Lohan raged on at 1Oak the other night for absolutely no reason. I shouldn't say "no reason." The reason is that Lindsay is crazier than a bat eating ****.

A source says that when Blohan spotted New York Rangers player Aaron Voros and Sean Avery sitting at a table with model Jessica Stam, she flipped out and tried to get them thrown out. Only a delusional Lohan would think they could get someone thrown out of a club. b*tch couldn't get a dead rat thrown out of a Waffle House.

The source explains, "Lindsay threw a fit because she wanted to be at their table near the DJ. But she claimed she didn't want to sit with Aaron and said, 'He's my ex-boyfriend. I don't want him anywhere near me.' Voros denied knowing her. A drink then flew in Jessica's face, and Lindsay demanded their table be moved out. Club bosses refused and tried to calm her down. Stam, Voros and Avery were shocked but didn't retaliate, and Lindsay left shortly afterward."

If Blohan wants to throw liquid at a b*tch's face, then that's fine. But at least have the decency to throw something other than booze! I mean, last night I ordered my second vodka before dinner and you know what the waiter said to me? The b*tch told me that they were OUT OF VODKA! Dude might as well have stabbed me in the froat while punching a puppy between the eyes! I collapsed on the ground and hollered like Halle Berry in Monster's Ball after she found out her son died. Visions of the waiter pulling a sheet over an empty bottle of vodka flashed through my head.

And you know who I blame? LINDSAY LOHAN! If she didn't continue to waste booze, the world would not be suffering a vodka drought. Al Gore needs to do a documentary on this important subject and call that b*tch out! Eff Global Warming, Lohan Warming is the real danger.

www.dlisted.com

 

[Boomer]

^ You're right, of course...no one gets to her level of career (and personal) success without being very dependable and responsible!!

 

[Boomer]

And of course we alreday know the next episode from yesterday...althought there are no doubt some cafe owners who want to get their names in the papers when Lindsay dumps a glass of Dom on JLo's head...

"...which party-hardened tragedy has club owners on high alert for her arrival in town? Seeing she has nothing to promote and no hope of networking, they are pessimistic her itinerary includes much other than heavy-duty partying and they have banded together to exclude her in any way possible - what flies in LA is a different story than in Cannes."

from NWMagazine

 

[Nemova]

Wikipedia has a "List of films considered the worst". Guess which one makes the ranking? Yep, you got it, it's the lost gem of the noir genre - I Know Who Killed Me:

I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

The thriller-mystery film starring Lindsay Lohan received almost universally negative reviews, and Richard Roeper ranked it #1 on his list of the Worst Films of 2007. Lohan's hyped "first sex scene" does not include any visible nudity. She also failed to promote the film after one of her infamous arrests. The film earned nine Razzie nominations at the 28th Golden Raspberry Awards, and set new records by winning eight of its nine nominations, including Worst Picture (beating previous record holders Showgirls and Battlefield Earth).[72] It was also the first to receive the Worst Excuse for a Horror Film award. Lohan took home three awards for her dual role as twins: two for Worst Actress and one for Worst Screen Couple, even though her two characters shared less than 30 seconds of screentime.[72] In 2010, the film was nominated at the 30th Golden Raspberry Awards for "Worst Picture of the Decade".[39] The film has an 8% approval rating at Rotten Tomatoes,[73] and appeared on Metacritic's list of the all-time lowest-scoring films.[40] Michael Rechtshaffen of the Hollywood Reporter commented that "enduring this ponderous, convoluted thriller is pure torture," and wondered what Lindsay Lohan was thinking when she accepted the role.[74]

The complete list (which includes a true camp classic, Myra Breckinridge
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_considered_the_worst

 

[farou7a]

http://forums.thefashionspot.com/showpost.php?p=7221771&postcount=566
SHE HAS ARRIVED IN CANNES!!! told you guys..you had to have faith in Lindsay!!!


and in other news...

www.dlisted.com

hahahahah.. oh wow.

 

[misspistol]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...-Festival-2010-Lindsay-Lohan-falls-again.html
LOHAN DOWN!!!!

 

[Boomer]

"She said she only needed a further two and half week to complete the number of alcohol education classes ordered by the court."

Oh, OK then....I'm sure the judge will make a public fool of herself by giving you yet more time to, hopefully, do what the court has ordered, especially seeing you literally falling down drunk on the Riviera when you could be complying ....No problem!

There's a picture of Lindsay in the dictionary next to the word 'Entitlement"!!

 

[farou7a]

i wont be surprised if the judge lets her off easy to be honest.

it will surprise me however, if shes put in jail straight away.

 

[Boomer]

^ Then how about court ordered rehab (a real one, not this Malibu country club nonsense), maybe for 90 days, or at least out patient therapy (like, daily) and mandatory d**g testing?? Something that might actually help the poor girl!!? These things are all done for repeat offenders- why never Lindsay?

 

[farou7a]

yeh she needs the REAL rehab experience. i dont understand why these people let her off easy. its annoying because she takes it for granted and instead of her talent being shown, her horrible behaviour is being loved by the public - talk about exposure without actually having to be nude!

tch tch tch tch.

 

[Echoes]

She needs the old fashioned rehab in an asylum type setting. Locked down. No outside contact. No visitors. No family.

 

[sethii]

Why can't people leave a hard working actress alone when she's rehearsing an upcoming scene in a major motion picture?

dailymail

 

[Boomer]

^ Well, she always says she is working all the time- as they said in Sex and the City 'Why do you think they call it a job!!"

 

[isa.b.elle.]

^^oh poor girl!!!as she puts it.."you're just a bunch of haters"..she's practicing!!!
btw. why she just keeps wearing 7inches heels if she is clearly not able to walk in them?!

 

[sethii]

Go to google images and search for 'judge marsha revell' - pretty embarrassing for her!

 

[Nemova]

Denial is not a river in Egypt, Lindsay:

Lindsay Lohan -- Everything's Ducky

Originally posted May 16th 2010 7:04 AM PDT by TMZ Staff
If you hear Lindsay Lohan tell it, everything couldn't be going better -- she says she's making up traffic school like crazy ... even though she's been in New York and now she's on her way to Cannes.



As TMZ first reported, Lohan has completed nine traffic school classes out of the required 13. Her DUI progress report hearing is Thursday and she's in France.

Lohan, who is clearly living in the world of denial, says she needs a few more weeks to fully complete her traffic school obligations.

The judge has made it clear -- Thursday is D-day, and if she is in violation of probation LiLo is going to jail. And, if Lindsay is shy of 13 on Thursday, the judge will almost certainly issue a warrant for her arrest if she doesn't show up for court.