Lady Gaga's rumored blood and semen fragrance

[JenD]

Word is out that Lady Gaga will be releasing a fragrance of her very own in Spring 2012 which will allegedly smell like a combination of blood and semen. She has named the special scent Monster, in reference to her fans, but perhaps because of its frightening odor as well.

The article on tFS is getting a lot of comments, what are your thoughts on this, um, interesting scent?

 

[rayoflight]

So kinda sweet-ish and metallic? Doesn't sound that bad, I'd give it a try.

 

[carmen_kass]

This mess sounds like it's been done before. Eau de Lohan...

 

[tigerrouge]

I don't think I'm the target market for a perfume that mimics prostate cancer.

 

[alonsoJonathan]

 

[Georgi]

Nah. Why would I want to smell like the back seat of a convertible?

 

[berrysparkling]

She can't be serious!! ....really?

 

[Snowkei]

Nah. Why would I want to smell like the back seat of a convertible?

 

[Georgi]

I don't think I'm the target market for a perfume that mimics prostate cancer.

 

[Squizree]

I bet she thinks she's being innovative and original. Male semen has been done before. Lady Gaga is simply 100% "shock value" and nothing else.

Btw I made a necklace out of an umbilical cord

 

[Juicy]

ive got one thing to say...

whoever wants to smell like that needs a headcheck...why dont you just break into a pathology lab and go nuts or roll around the allyways of a major city on a sunday morning.

Sorry Gaga *speak to the hand*

 

[purplethistle]

So many great one liners here

What can I say? If I catch any one of my friends smelling like this they'll be un-friended, at least until they smell of something nice or no scent at all.

 

[khyrk]

Nah. When you say Gaga I don't really think blood and semen. More like smegma tbh.

 

[24hourteaparty]

as much as i love gaga, i will not be buying this

 

[jd255]

I'm curious as to how this will actually end up smelling. Oh Gaga. And so many hilarious comments in this thread!

 

[rayoflight]

I discussed it with a friend and we sort of agree that we need to smell it first. I feel the said notes are there just for controversy, very small chance that it will actually smell like BDSM dungeon party gone wrong. It might end up being unusual, but chances are it will end up smelling rater mainstream despite notes that offend finer sensibilities. Other, but rather small possibility - it will indeed be a skanky reek, in worst possible way, but even then it will sell out. Lots of monsters out there.
Anyhow, Coty is said to be in charge of development, so... I doubt they have a nose who will come up with something great.

 

[Deleted member 1957]

no way! even if it smells good, i dont want to smell like that

 

[Squizree]

"Mmmm what are you wearing?"
"Blood and cum "

 

[tigerrouge]

"...and that's what you could be wearing tonight, if you're lucky..."

Though I imagine this fragrance might smell more like hot air and money.

 

[Belowen]

Uh, no.