Man commits suicide after learning harry potter spoiler

[Nader]

article here:

http://www.yubanet.com/artman/publish/article_22620.shtml

This is crazy!! I honestly hope it's fake... it reminds me of when people would kill themselves when they lost in dungeons and dragons back in the day...

but yeah dont worry the article contains no spoilers

 

[Kalista]

This is crazy!!

Seriously......

 

[Lena]

excuses, but why have we spammed this?? is it a double topic or something ?

 

[pointup]

oh crud, I think I spammed the wrong topic by accident, meant to spam a game thread!!! !!

 

[Ho-Coture]

Wow, that's insane.

 

[kylie80]

FAKE

"Humorist Andy Borowitz offers a Harry Potter-related column this week about Jude Ralston, 32, Hudson, Ohio, who committed suicide after overhearing a Harry Potter spoiler."

"Andy Borowitz writes a daily humor column"

 

[morgan38]

^I was just going to say, I doubt this is real. The quotes from family members and the last few sentances just made it too hard to believe.

 

[Kimkhuu]

Hopefully this is not real...... Cause if it is.....

 

[Rachelle]

Well I don't know, there are alot of crazy fanatics out there...*shudder shudder*

 

[morgan38]

It's definitely not real. These two quotes are proof enough...

Ms. Clovis said that she hoped Mr. Ralston's death would cause federal authorities to tighten the flow of Harry Potter plot information to prevent similar tragedies from taking place.

"In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude's life, even if he didn't have one," she said.

 

[Scott]

How bleeding crazy would that be if that were actually true? Being that if it is as such. I know there is alot fanatcism about these stories but is it really worth such an extreme measure? Personally,I think they're overhyped and silly.

 

[lyliloo]

Holy batman. If this is real.... I would be speechless. This is just crazyness

 

[hotpinky]

FAKE

"Humorist Andy Borowitz offers a Harry Potter-related column this week about Jude Ralston, 32, Hudson, Ohio, who committed suicide after overhearing a Harry Potter spoiler."

"Andy Borowitz writes a daily humor column"

I'd just like to re-iterate this... humor column... it's fake, fake, fake, fake.

But really funny! Imagine! HA!

 

[Tinuviel]

Thank goodness it's not for real. Anyway if he was a real fan he'd wait til he was done with the 7th book.

 

[eternitygoddess]

Damn I just found out all the spoilers too and I am just sitting here in absolute shock willing my mind to accept that Snape killed Dumbledore. I know how this man feels, except I'm not going to go jump off the building.

 

[Kalista]

willing my mind to accept that Snape killed Dumbledore.

...WHAT?! ....

 

[Jadee]

...WHAT?! ....

Oops you've been spoiled.
If it can comfort you the book's still worth reading as it is not the biggest thing that happens in this book.Or maybe just one of the big things we learn.

 

[kaytlin]

okay wow, that is psycho. It's sad he did that, if it's real, but c'mon, he needed to get a life. I hope it's fake. Harry Potter is no reason to do such a thing

 

[mdankwah]

okay wow, that is psycho. It's sad he did that, if it's real, but c'mon, he needed to get a life. I hope it's fake. Harry Potter is no reason to do such a thing

My thoughts exactly, if its real then this man commited suicide and the Harry Potter explanation is being used to cover up the real truth, it just sounds too absurd to be true

 

[kaytlin]

thank god its fake. omg.