Shauna Sand
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Suburban Snob
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I don't know why I get such a kick out of seeing this woman. I'm sure gasoline and her choice of footwear have a lot of materials in common.
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I saw the link to her thread and figured, what the heck, I'll check it out...
In spite of my feelings she draws attention.
In spite of my feelings she draws attention.
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THE AUDACITY!october 24
The Empress of Lucite is pure of heart so she doesn't notice her so-called friend attacking her with a vicious side-eye. Shauna's friend obviously doesn't know that throwing a shank eye towards the Patron Saint of Elegance has serious consequences. Not only will a pair of exquisite lucite heels refuse to ever touch your feet, but there's a good chance your eyes will stay that way. Imagine having a permanent case of side-eye?! You wouldn't ever be able to look at a peen while you're sucking on it. That would be terrible.
Here's Shauna gliding through the streets of Hollywood last night. Fun fact: Shauna's necklace was brought to her by the angels who told her it was a gift from Coco Chanel herself. When Coco first laid eyes upon Shauna, she was so touched by her beauty that she cried a million tears which created this necklace. Truth!
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The Empress of Lucite is pure of heart so she doesn't notice her so-called friend attacking her with a vicious side-eye. Shauna's friend obviously doesn't know that throwing a shank eye towards the Patron Saint of Elegance has serious consequences. Not only will a pair of exquisite lucite heels refuse to ever touch your feet, but there's a good chance your eyes will stay that way. Imagine having a permanent case of side-eye?! You wouldn't ever be able to look at a peen while you're sucking on it. That would be terrible.
Here's Shauna gliding through the streets of Hollywood last night. Fun fact: Shauna's necklace was brought to her by the angels who told her it was a gift from Coco Chanel herself. When Coco first laid eyes upon Shauna, she was so touched by her beauty that she cried a million tears which created this necklace. Truth!
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november 10
We all (aka just me) know Shauna Sand as the most naturally beautiful creature in the universe and as the sole reason why lucite twinkles under a strip club's spotlight. But sometimes we forgot that the Empress of Lucite is a devoted role model to three girls. Shauna reminded us of this last night when she dropped one of her daughters off to visit her father Lorenzo Lamas at a restaurant in Los Angeles.
Since Shauna has no feeling in most of her body parts, she didn't notice when her "Total Eclipse of the Nipple" popped out of the crocheted doily she was wearing as a dress. When Shauna finally realized her nipple was assuming the elegant position, she simply smiled for the cameras, because she was so happy to share her beauty with the world.
And what kind of message does this send to her daughter? It tells her daughter to always wear turtlenecks when she goes out in public and to run for the nearest police station if a plastic surgeon ever gets near her. See! Shauna really is an amazing role model.
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We all (aka just me) know Shauna Sand as the most naturally beautiful creature in the universe and as the sole reason why lucite twinkles under a strip club's spotlight. But sometimes we forgot that the Empress of Lucite is a devoted role model to three girls. Shauna reminded us of this last night when she dropped one of her daughters off to visit her father Lorenzo Lamas at a restaurant in Los Angeles.
Since Shauna has no feeling in most of her body parts, she didn't notice when her "Total Eclipse of the Nipple" popped out of the crocheted doily she was wearing as a dress. When Shauna finally realized her nipple was assuming the elegant position, she simply smiled for the cameras, because she was so happy to share her beauty with the world.
And what kind of message does this send to her daughter? It tells her daughter to always wear turtlenecks when she goes out in public and to run for the nearest police station if a plastic surgeon ever gets near her. See! Shauna really is an amazing role model.
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I know that was a few months ago. But you mean for the purpose of entertainment value?
