The Chuck Norris worthiness test

[fourboltmain]

This is ridiculous. If too ridiculous, feel free to delete:

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=3378916195894649777

 

[MissPrint]

Aww im low Chuck worthy haha

55 percent

 

[tangerine]

Hmm, 85%. I don't know whether to be most embarrassed that:

1. I scored so high.
2. I scored so low.
3. I actually took the test.

My favorite Chuck Norris "factoid": Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside-out, so that he gets the pleasure!

 

[fourboltmain]

I think I got a 50%. Watch out for those kicks!

 

[Cosette]

I scored a 75% and I feel rather similar to Tangerine.

 

[castorpollux]

A score of 90 Worthiness (that's Delta Force Worthy baby!)

Hell yeah! I get a plastic badge! I'm a bad mo' fo'!

 

[fab_fifties_fille]

a score of 80 worthiness...

I just went for the most hilarious answers.

You are in the 2nd highest of four worthiness categories. Congratulations. You got yourself a Chuck Norris Delta Force Worthiness badge. Though you are not the most worthy, this is a high honor. I mean come on. You’ve got yourself an official Chuck Norris badge, what else could you want? It’s now unfortunate to tell you this but this test and award was just smoke and mirrors to keep you busy while Chuck could drive to your house. Needless to say, shortly hereafter you will die from a roundhouse kick related death…. Sorry only the highest of worthiness will live. Paste this link in your window for a tribute to the man who always has sex on the first date.. Always!!

 

[travis_nw8]

22% - whoops!

 

[fourboltmain]

Don't sleep, as he only waits.

 

[Trista]

I got 75% also.

This is truly ridiculous.

 

[fourboltmain]

Yes! It is! Embrace it!

 

[titania]

Delta Force Worthy
You scored 70 Worthiness! You are in the 2nd highest of four worthiness categories. Congratulations. You got yourself a Chuck Norris Delta Force Worthiness badge. Though you are not the most worthy, this is a high honor. I mean come on. You’ve got yourself an official Chuck Norris badge, what else could you want? It’s now unfortunate to tell you this but this test and award was just smoke and mirrors to keep you busy while Chuck could drive to your house. Needless to say, shortly hereafter you will die from a roundhouse kick related death…. Sorry only the highest of worthiness will live.

Only because you made me do it .

 

[Fade to Black]

I only scored 75 percent

 

[sadsorrystate]

70 as well.

I love Chuck Norris "facts". Period.

 

[fourboltmain]

Wow, I seriously thought this would be deleted. Thank guys!

*wipes tears from cheek...*

 

[Tushka_BeLLa]

Chuck Norris is Superman's DADDY.
When Chuck Norris jumps into the water, he does't get wet, the water gets
Chuck Norris'd.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his Dad.

 

[indie]

Delta Force Worthy
You scored 70 Worthiness!

I love this man,

 

[KhaoticKharma]

Chuck Norris jokeas are part of my reason to live.

Chuck Norris uses tobasco sauce as eyedrops.
Chuck Norris uses rattle snakes as condoms!

 

[cutxpaste]

I probably sound really lame, but who is Chuck Norris?

 

[überchic]

72% Yes!