gLam_sussanex: Why do you hate Bieber that much? I don't like him either, but I'm curious...
I hate everyone. I thought this was pretty clear by now, what with that whole "most evil wizard of all time" thing that I have going on. There's also the possibility, as I've alluded to, that Bieber is actually one of my horcruxes. I mean, how else do you think he got famous? If that is the case, not saying it is or that it isn't, then there's probably some underlying psychological meaning about how I secretly hate myself. I don't really buy that though because I'm awesome. Another theory is that Bieber is the resurrected form of Colin Creevy. I mean, Diggory came back as a vampire... think about it. And let's be honest, nobody liked Colin Creevy. I think the real reason I hate Bieber is that he's a hypocrite. Never say Never? You just said never... twice. "I'm gonna tell you one time," LIES. Nobody lies to Lord Voldemort via a somewhat catchy bassline & gets away with it!
Tina_Patz2397: What do you look for in a woman?
I don't look for things in women. To do that I'd have to rip them open. That sounds messy. I prefer my killings to be of the patented 'Avada Kedavra' variety: Clean and clear and under control. Yes, Clean & Clear did steal that from me & yes I made them pay. Let's just say their acne product results will now make Eloise Midgen look like a cover model.
Mandapupsi: Why does your sarcasm have to be related with pop culture (Bieber, vampires) or even grammar?
My sarcasm doesn't HAVE to be related to anything because I don't HAVE to do anything. I often comment on the trending topics because I feel like it. Why? Why the $@#$ not?
Fionsc: Why are you still alive and Twittering instead of continuing to kill Harry Potter, and why aren't your tweets more about the Harry Potter world?
First of all, 'twittering' isn't a word. The correct term is 'tweeting.' I'm already not taking you seriously because of that. I'm also confused at how you seem to think you know what I'm doing. Maybe I am stalking Harry Potter as you read this. Maybe I'm stalking you. Maybe I'm sitting right behind you as you read this, inching closer & closer, preparing myself to strike. Not so cocky anymore, are you, "Fionsc?" As far as what I tweet about, I do what I want. Don't like it? I don't give a damn. It's one of the perks of that whole "evil" thing.
Cursivenight: What exactly do you do all day besides tweeting?
I like to curl up around a good spell-book and a glass of unicorn blood. Hide only one set of valuable objects so that people can't find them. Train DMV workers. Create traffic jams. In short, I make your life miserable. Cheers! When I'm not doing that I enjoy spending my time soul-searching...
LillyInHell: Will you marry me?
No.
BertieBotts: How did it feel to be beaten by a 1 year old?
I don't feel.
BertieBotts: Can you recommend any places for a nose job as good as yours?
Nobody will ever be as good as me.
EcdwHgAa: Were you always this funny? (even before your days on Twitter).
I mastered dark humor before I mastered Dark Arts.
SunnyWinterss: Do you hate MuggleNet for being "Muggle"Net?
Wait... I was under the impression the point of this site was to capture muggles in nets. Is that not the point? WHAT THE HELL???
. If anyones interested, she got it from noble collections!
