Thousands Of Men Still Want Wonky

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  1. Kenysha75

    Kenysha75 New Member

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    Wonky McValtrex recently dumped burrito heir Doug Reinhardt, because her mutant cooch gnats slowly ate his penis so she really doesn't have any use for him anymore. Wonky says that even though thousands of dudes are throwing themselves at her hooves, she still wants to remain single.

    At last night's UsWeekly party, Wonky told The Sun, "A lot of guys have obviously hit on me and I am getting thousands of calls, but I'm not ready to be with anyone. Maybe in six months or a year but, right now, I'm just too busy for a relationship."

    This b*tch. Like there's really a thousand straight dudes on the planet who haven't hit that. Walk into any burn center in any city and ask every dude there what they're in for. 9 out of 10 of them will tell you, "I had sex with Paris Hilton."

    I'm sure she's getting a thousand calls a day, but half are from the CDC begging her to stop, and the other half are from the pharmaceutical companies telling her to keep on, keep on.

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  2. VogueParisLover

    VogueParisLover New Member

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    When did the term 'Wonky' become Paris' nickname? :unsure:
     
  3. vogue28

    vogue28 Mod Squad Team Leader

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    It's new to me as well, I had to Google it. :lol:

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  4. Spiral1532

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    LMAO :lol:
     
  5. LolaSvelt

    LolaSvelt New Member

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    That Dave Grohl quote is just :lol:.
     
  6. ParadEyes

    ParadEyes Spring of Córdoba

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    with all the money she has...can't she fix her droopy eye?:ninja:ok this sounded mean..but really..I wonder
     
  7. lizbabe09

    lizbabe09 New Member

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    OMG that article is hilarious!
     
  8. Scott

    Scott Stitch:the Hand

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    wonky is a british term for unsteady,awry or wrong(which can all be terms one could associate with her too) so that probably is where the nickname comes from.

    and there's your english lesson for today,kids :lol:
     
  9. Urban Stylin

    Urban Stylin ɐʎ ʎǝɥ

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    I just find the article too National Enquirer or Page 6 than TFS..But that's just me
     
  10. shoesexy

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    I'm red-faced to be laughing tears at this, but ..... :rofl:
     
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    4Raitha New Member

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    Until this day i havent noticed that ' wonky ' eye ... :D
     
  12. McClaire

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    She's so gross
     

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