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Tom Cruise just get's creepier and more A-holish.
February 08, 2006
Tom Cruise puts Katie Holmes in her place
The buzz is that Tom Cruise wants Katie Holmes to focus on being a wife and a mother — not on her career. He also reportedly wants her to avoid the spotlight for a while. “I’ve got Katie tucked away, so no one will get to us until my child is born — and until I want them to,” Cruise recently told a friend according to
Life & Style Weekly. According to the mag, the friend claims Cruise doesn’t want a repeat of his marriage to Nicole Kidman.
“I said [Katie's] life from now on was going to be about being a mother,” Cruise allegedly said. “I’m not giving her the chance to turn into another Nicole.”
Cruise’s rep denies the story. Katie's rep, who Tom jovially calls "The Mighty Walrus of Lies," tried to make a statement, but was promptly chained in the basement and beaten by a pack of horny baboons. Yet I like the way Tom says "until
my child is born." Not "our" child. If I were Katie I'd be a little worried about my future. Probably keep my ears open for words like "death" or "sacrifice" or "fed to the pigs." I'm not calling Tom Cruise a murderer, I'm calling Katie Holmes an idiot. If she was gonna get murdered, she'd be the last to know ("Hey, Tom, I saw this note here written in blood...yeah, it says you're gonna murder me with, like, an axe, and I was just wondering - hey! there's the axe - be careful you almost hit me with - hey! watch it, you gotta be more caref - hey! ow! Well ok Mr. Grumpy, I'll just come back when - ow!")