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Also the runway pieces are barely sent to production, I don't expect the raspberry pieces or the wrinkled looks to hit the stores. I have given up that hope.I mean most people go Zegna for the quality yet conservative-looking menswear, not these. I have a soft spot for Sartori but his runway clothes are just merely for the brand image à la Nicolas LV, not to mention most of them are special orders. The IG has been eating up his collections for a while, so that's a success ig.
Another difference is that not all of NG's runway collections are designed to be immediately wearable. One could validly argue that the store collections could pull more aesthetical markers from the runway, but NG's runway is more of a sartorial laboratory if anything.^^^ As tiresome as Nicholas’ one-offs that will never end up in retail are, the overall image is still relative, still even inspirational to how the Vuitton customer would like to dress. It possesses a credibility. This Zegna is all giving Boomer desperately seeking to be down with Zoomer stench— thus why no surprises it’s a success on social. It’s such a unicorn phantom ideal he’s chasing that’s ridiculously non-existent. Even Stefano’s Zegna was more believable than this: It was absolutely distinctive, even if not a single Zegna customer was convinced of his 1982 new wave man.
They all do this annoying display of contrived costumes for their shows, while offering the usual merch at retail. But there’s just something so tepid about this person— as admittedly solid as some of the generic separates are, that comes off unforgivably phoney rather than unapologetically individual, that I can’t stand. HIs stunt casting is the most cringe: While Anthony casting Charlotte to play piano only strengthened his YSL, casting James— who was on every NYFW show's playlist a decade ago, play piano at your show gives 60something dad just discovering James’ music just now, hiring him to play at his child’s college graduation. I guess it’s impressive as a flex— just like corporate CEOs in Zegna business suits being convinced that this Zegna showing ripping off 90s Armani/Calvin Klein/Jil Sander wholesale and repurposed as a serene Zen Zegna is something totally shiny and new.
Had the runway been covered in sand, it would've made so much more sense.^^^Because they know it won’t sell at retail. They don’t even have faith by offering it exclusively on their very own site LMFAO
Truth is, Zara’s already offered these sort of tired “quiet luxury” designs if anyone really must have any of these looks. (Of course Zara’s quality isn’t quite there, but with their impending summer sale, snatch up a few of the same products and go wild wearing them out. Or search out the real thing from vintage Armani/Calvin Klein/Jil Sander; throw them in the washer and hang to dry if you must have that wrinkled Comme look.)
And I loathe the contrived, faux-daring tranquil/serene/meditative imagery that comes off so Zen101 moodboard-by-committee here: The barefoot older gentleman carrying a pair of leather espadrilles on the runway is pure cringe. And don’t forget to zoom in that he’s carrying the leather espadrilles instead of wearing them LOOL
Corporate phoney.