Aussiebum

Nice I want the pirate ones haha Im also dying to have the bamboo ones! LOL
 
I have a pair of Aussiebum's very tight euroshorts that are black with yellow on them. I wore them to Florida for a vacation with my friends and let me tell you the scandal it cause on the beach of the resort with all of those old people was amazing. And the swimsuit was oddly comfortable and soft.
 
haha they sure caused scandal! hahaha OMg I can imagine all the people staring HAHAHA
 
duh, thats what those undies are made for: to scandalize american beaches. Aussies are much more liberal about sexuality anyways...
 
well .. i went ahead and bought a pair of the Classic Wonderjock red swim briefs.

http://www.aussiebum.com/en/swimwear/index.php?modelid=483


i have to say, in all honesty, they are probably the single most comfortable pair of swimwear i've ever owned. AND they're surprisingly flattering! i stay in pretty good shape anyway, but they're just so small, i was a bit nervous at first. but i've worn them to my local gym (*in the pool, of course*) a couple times now and the looks i get are priceless (** and complimentary :wink: **)

i don't think i could ever wear them to a public beach however. at least not in this part of the world, where swimwear for men is much MUCH more conservative.
 
probably advisable to at least keep your butt and upper-inner thighs free of hair. a bit of well-groomed hair on the bottom of your stomach (*trying to be as p.c. as possible here ...haha**) ain't so bad.
 
yeah i have my black dolce mini swim shorts, and i have the same problem.
 
ale.

you need to buy these latex swimbriefs I found. it's bsaically a speedo made of blk latex, it's so fricken sexy* it also comes in super preppy colors which I think it quite clever.

* btw blk latex doesnt work well in 90+ heat, but it looks amazing.

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actually I think those red swim briefs are kind of sexy in a way. I'm surprised old people on the beach in florida looked at you since it seems the only thing old men on the beach wear are speedo's. As for the hair question, from my perspective I think it kind of depends on the rest of you and whether or not you have hair on the rest of your legs. If you do, than I don't really see any sort of issue as long as everything's sort of kept in check, if you don't have hair than it's probably advisable....
 
I have hair, I embrace the hair. I love the hair.

It's my look. Hairless men is unattractive.
 
^as is too much hair.

i don't think i can ever wear those cause i'm scared to get waxed *back there*. i just imagine it to be uttermost pain and no cute pair of swim briefs can make me change my mind lol.
 
LOL. @ Street_a_Licious!!! :D

it ain't that bad, my friend. and if the wax frightens you so, there are plenty of other, less painful options. i prefer "Sugaring", which is basically where a sugary paste is rubbed on your hairy bits and then essentially rubbed or flicked off. some people use a sticky cloth or paper (similar to waxing), but i prefer the salons that don't. there are plenty of them in NYC or Toronto, or probably any major city.

http://www.sugarmoonsalon.com/


(**i'm sure this is way off topic now. there's gotta be a hair removal thread somewhere here. lol. sorry, mods!**)
 
Pain is beauty my friends. But, the scandal was beautiful, the beach was full of pale old people in swim trunks from 1995, yuppies moms in sarongs with their children trying to get their husband's off their blackberry to play with their child during the fleeting moments of youth. And then there was me in a barely there pair of shorts lying on my stomach next to my beard in a poka-dot bikini. But, it does feel weird the first time you walk out in the sun and everything is hanging out. You get use to it though and revel in your new freedom and self-esteem boost.
 
the 360 degree jumping is cool...

but that name? seriously, that's WAY beyond "gay undertones". :lol:
 
Those "Pillowbitters" shorts are great.:lol:and the name is fantastic.:lol:

But this guys are NOT sexy, they look like Ken.:P
 

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