Pain is beauty my friends. But, the scandal was beautiful, the beach was full of pale old people in swim trunks from 1995, yuppies moms in sarongs with their children trying to get their husband's off their blackberry to play with their child during the fleeting moments of youth. And then there was me in a barely there pair of shorts lying on my stomach next to my beard in a poka-dot bikini. But, it does feel weird the first time you walk out in the sun and everything is hanging out. You get use to it though and revel in your new freedom and self-esteem boost.