Crocs !!! Hate them or love them

[Kenysha75]

iggy pop and his crocs

The Crocs epidemic is worse than I thought. This is hard for me to type, but Iggy Pop is wearing Cr...Cro...CROCS! NOOOOO! I would share a breast milk ice cream cone with Iggy, so that's why this is especially hard for me. I don't care if they feel like you're walking on hundreds of Wonder Bread slices, it's not worth it!!!

If you're laughing at the fact that only one of Iggy's Crocs has a wedge heel, then you're a cold hearted snake (look into his eyes), because one of his legs is longer than the other and he recently injured it in a show. And yes, I laughed at first too, so I'll meet you in the snake den.

Here's Iggy breaking my cold heart by wearing Crocs in Cannes, France. Don't ask me who his lady friend is, but she looks like she just got off of the (NSFW) Bang Bus.
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[Kenysha75]

I love this pic with jennie's husband cause you see him all fresh and clean until your eyes reach his feet and then its total chaos lol
You know just like Miranda lookin at Andrea in devil wears prada like wtf

 

[Kenysha75]

these belong in hell

My extreme hate for CROCS knows no bounds, so when these evil things were brought to my attention, my eyeballs immediately queefed. I just had to share my pain with you.

I thought regular CROCS were something awful, but this fuggery is on a whole different level. I don't know how long they've been making CROCS Winter boots, but production must be stopped immediately! I don't give an eff if they feel like thousands of fluffy Persian kittens cuddling at your legs. They look like dried vomit chunks on a log made out of pink diarrhea. These things don't belong in stores or on feet. They belong locked away in the depths of Hell. Wait....I just realized how I'm going to spend eternity. Fu**.

When I finally meet my maker, Satan, and he opens the door to the suite where my soul will rest forever, the room will be covered in CROCS from top to bottom. Then I'm going to glance over and see an autographed picture of my arch rival CHERL BURKE in a CROCS frame, sitting on a CROCS table, next time to my CROCS bed.
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[parkmin90]

ooooh noooo. how? what?? when?? oooohhhhhh nooo!! haha
I had no idea croc winter boots existed. They look... fugly! Is the bottom still made of the rubber material and then suede leather on the top??? what?!?!?

 

[tullepen]

I like the concept.But seriously, rubber shoes ick. as a vegan I should like them...
but I DO NOT AT ALL!

 

[girlalamode]

Crocs are the most hideous shoes to ever grace this green earth!
And no matter how comfortable they are, I dont think that's any justification at all.

 

[Ryan Riverz]

Hmmmmm...I think there is a consensus that they are pretty ugly, and personally I find that the rubberness gives me blisters over time.

 

[Kenysha75]

Nice Try, CROCS!

A recent poll shows that the majority of the world's population has jumped over to the light side and now believes that CROCS are made from the charred souls of Satan's slaves in the depths of HELL (I'm lying, there's no such poll). That is exactly why the CROCS main PR department, whose offices are in the 6th circle, is trying to win you back by pulling at your heart strings until your arteries split open and bleed tears made of AWWWWWWs. Example: This story about an adorable PAID LITTLE ACTOR English boy whose young life was saved thanks to a pair of CROCS! You feel the first string tugging already, don't you. WEAK FUC*S!

Danielle Sutton-Dormer of Essex tells the Daily Mail that her 3-year-old son Harley got electrocuted from a faulty blowdryer in a swimming pool changing room at a leisure centre near their home. Harley suffered a few minor burns, but the paramedics said it could've been much much worse if he wasn't wearing the lifesaving CROCS. Harley's mother said, "The paramedic said he was really lucky he was wearing Crocs shoes at the time, as they stopped the electricity going through his legs and coming out of his feet and probably saved him from serious injury."

The moral of the story is, do not use a fuc*ed up blowdryer in a swimming pool changing room! But if the importance of hair forces you to do so, slip two giant rubber vaginas over your feet or stand on two dildos. They will also stop the shock and you won't look like a complete fool. Okay, you will look like a complete fool (who is mostly likely on some kind of government list), but at least you won't be contributing to EVIL!
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[BibiRose]

I really hate Crocs, I don't get this craze around them. They are just ugly. However comfortable they are, they are the last shoes I'd wear.

 

[4Raitha]

I agree that they arent very beautiful , but i think they could be very comfortable !

But still - if i would have crocs i would never wear them outside . Just at home / garden !

 

[Merryhussel]

I hate crocs!I can't believe so many people wear them, or the hype there used to be wtih them.

 

[wekilledcouture]

no. most horrible things ever.
there is no justification for them.
not for gardening.. nothing.
i wish i could set every single pair on fire and watch them burn.