Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse than a tie-dye Juicy Couture laptop case, I bring you the Dooney & Bourke Hearts Rolling Trunk. It's $275 of spoilt-little-princess luggage for Lindsay Lohan wannabes and people who like to get their suitcases nicked. It's not that I don't think these are cute, because I do (in a 'Hello Kitty ate my sense of style' kind of way) but I do think over 21s should admire them from afar only. It's for your own good! Cases like this deserve to be owned only by private school girls who dot their i's with little hearts and wear velvet headbands with their names on. Imagine stowing this under your bunkbed after spending Summer at the villa. Camilla and Jemima would be soooo jealous.
hideous or what