"...I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?" ~Jack, Meet the Parents
"Bad luck, I guess. It floats around. It's got to land on somebody. It was my turn, that's all. I was in the path of the tornado. I just didn't expect the storm would last as long as it has." ~Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption
"Oh my God! That's the coolest f**king story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time?" ~Seth, Superbad
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." ~Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs
"Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." ~Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
"You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!" ~Alan, The Hangover
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