Jake Gyllenhaal

[cloudyshambles]

^word!!

 

[disenchanted]

they are really bad match, I don't like her at all, she has a hamster-face..but I wasn't a big fan of Reese Witherspoon too..maybe he has just really bad taste of women

 

[sleepykrista]

^ two words that cement that theory: Kirsten Dunst.

 

[disenchanted]

absolutely!!

 

[RedAzalie]

^ wow really? 1. i like dunst, 2. i loved them togheter

 

[sleepykrista]

Anne Hathaway, Jake Gyllenhaal & Erica Packer aboard the Packer Boat 'Z' in Sydney Harbor - December 7, 2010

tlfan.to

 

[sleepykrista]

tlfan

 

[inhirnamy137]

He looks HOT

Jake Gyllenhaal visits The Sloan-Kettering Cancer Hospital



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[cloudyshambles]

have you guys ever seen this interview? it's soooo hilarious!!

 

[blackcoffee]

oh yes hahah, there is another interview that jonathan ross did with him, it's funny aswell.
he must be fun to be around

 

[Erin]

Don't believe this has been posted... Jake brunching with Bono and the Edge of U2 in Australia - Dec. 5

(credit's on the photo and I pulled it from http://jake-weird.blogspot.com)

 

[RedAzalie]

^ wow that is NICE

 

[Kenysha75]

Open Post: Hosted By Jakey On The Subway

Jake Gyllenhaal no longer has a reserved seat on the subway train that circles Taylor Swift's heart (#1 "Subway Train Around My Heart" - Taylor Swift), but he will forever have a place on the Q Train. Fuc*edinParkSlope caught Jakey leaning against a pole while looking at p*rn on his phone like real people do! And yes, I know dozed off dude in the yellow hood perfectly sums up your feelings about this post. But hey, there's an ad for Dallas BBQ over there and that counts for everything.
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[RedAzalie]

^ he is so sweet, and this outfit is great! (tho it's creepy that someone watched him and filmed secretly XD )

 

[NakedIfIWantTo]

the guy next to him is like awwwwwwwwwww.

 

[Deleted member 31441]

He looks so good in the candid's coming out of the hospital. I also like the outfit he is wearing on the subway.

 

[Jenna-maria]

Old picture from him and Heath.
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[Kenysha75]

Beard Showdown In Palm Springs

It was Battle of the Beards '11 (not to be confused with a pot luck at the Scientology Celebrity Centre) at the Palm Springs International Film Festival last night when Jakey Gyllenhaal and Ben Affleck stomped on the carpet with half faces full of follicles.

Ben Affleck is like a dusty blue tin of Royal Dansk cookies to me. He's totally the Royal Dansk of men. Something that looks sort of sweet on the outside and is always around, but I never pull out from the back of my kitchen cabinet to peck at even when I start to get the "I NEED SOMETHING WITH CORN SYRUP IN IT!!!" shakes. But even though Ben's beard looks like a vine of nostril hairs has jumped out of his nose and taken over his chin, it works on him. Like Oreo frosting on a butter cookie.

Ben still doesn't have this, though. And neither does Jakey, the dude who usually works and wears a beard LIKE NO OTHER. We should really all bow down for the field of snow-covered baby's breath covering the bottom half of Taylor Hackford's face. If Santa Claus got a Norelco for Christmas....

Helen Mirren is a lucky b*tch, because she gets to run her fingers through that pristine bush of angel pubes every single night.

Here's a few million pictures of everybody who cleaned up and sprayed perfume on their crotch for last night's festival: Ben, Jakey, Jesse Eisenberg, Carey Mulligan, Natalie Portman (with two sheets of gold stickers as a collar), RITA RUDNER!!!, Brenda Song with Arm & Hammer, Marky Mark, Aaron Eckhart, Andrew Garfield, Amy Adams, Javier Bardem, James Franco, Mary Hart, Taylor with Helen, Martha Plimpton and Colin Firth.
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[Kenysha75]

QOTD: Jake Gyllenhaal Thinks Natalie Portman Is The Audrey Hepburn Of Our Time

Somewhere Jennifer Love Hewitt is biting off pieces of raw Crescent Roll dough while stroking the "This Generation's Audrey Hepburn: Jennifer Love Hewitt" certificate she made herself, because Jakey Gyllenhaal called Natalie Portman the true reincarnation of Audrey Hepburn. Or some mess like this. Jakey pursed his precious lips and said this at the Palm Springs International Film Festival this past weekend:

"Natalie is the Audrey Hepburn of our generation. She is elegant, graceful, has amazing eyebrows ... is talented, really short, funny, smart, dedicated, incredibly kind. She's a vegan, which makes it really frustrating when you're picking a place to eat. She's also recently announced that she's going to be a mom, and her child will probably need therapy after seeing Black Swan."

"Has amazing eyebrows...."? Jakey is a fellow eyebrow aficionado whose lash tips tingle at the sight of a perfectly executed arch? If Mah Boo doesn't devote an entire show to the history of the cholita brow, I'm going to rename my boyfriend pillow "Jakey." But back to the mess at hand....

Jakey needs to stop! Natalie Portman is not the Audrey Hepburn of our anything. Jake is more of a modern day Audrey than Natalie's as* is! Don't believe me? Picture Natalie gliding down a flight of stairs with chiffon blowing behind her the way she did in Funny Face. Now let's see Jakey do the same thing:

Exactly.
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[Kenysha75]

Jakey Gyllenhaal And Jenny Lewis Are Totally Doing It

And by "it" I mean sipping on Smart Water and staring at full bottles of delicious Moet (Why wasn't anybody guzzling those bottles of sweet nectar like the new prohibition is right around the corner?!) together at the Golden Globes last night. Since Jake Gyllenhaal has broken his promise pinky swear with Taylor Swift, he brought his ex-girlfriend/friend Jenny Lewis of Rilo Kiley as his plus one to the GGs.

Of course, some people are saying that Jenny Lewis has rolled herself in beard hair and is curling up around Jake's face. Now, I haven't read the newest edition of UsWeekly: Indie Hipster Edition, but I'm pretty sure Jenny Lewis has been with the same dude for centuries. So she's probably just there for the free Smart Water and to inhale the candy clouds of sweetness wafting off of Jake's face merkin. I bet it smells like strawberry-flavored goat milk ice cream.

And Jenny Lewis' appearance at the Golden Globes was a long time coming. The real truth is that she should've been there 20 years ago to receive her award for Best Cookie Time Moves in Troop Beverly Hills.

Oh, and there's also a rumor that Jake was "flirting" with Camilla Belle (pictured below at some InStyle party last night) a couple of nights ago. Flirting my as*. Jakey is a true eyebrow aficionado, so he was simply breathing in Camilla Belle's exquisite brow situation with his eyes so he could sketch it later and hang that shi* over his bed.
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