Jessica Simpson in love with Dane Cook!

[scandinavianchic]

Norwegian site www.side2.no reported that the two are now dating, and Jessica reportedly said: "Dane swept me off my feet, he's the best gut I've ever met"

That was soon enough?

 

[cosmogrl5]

Well, let him have her. He has no idea what he's in for!

 

[blackjadeorchid]

ooo. can you post pics of him? i have no idea who he is!

 

[BoscoBJGD]

He's way too awesome for her. But I don't think she would have said something like that so soon after the split.

 

[Mary-Anne]

he looks pretty good

 

[greeneyebeauty]

He has evil eyebrows.
He looks like a Ryan Reynolds wanna-be.

 

[cyberfruit]

Dane Cook...the comedian?

 

[rainglow]

ooo. can you post pics of him? i have no idea who he is!

palacenet.com

danecookfansite.com

as above

Pretty cute. To be fair to Jessica, she's had one relationship in her life. You can't blame the girl for going a little boy crazy. When we were doing that in high school and university, she was recording (bad) albums and trying to make it big.

That said, she annoys the bejeesus out of me.

I just noticed that he only seems to have one facial impression in photos....if this was ANTM Tyra would kick his ***!

 

[Anastasia]

To be fair to Jessica, she's had one relationship in her life. You can't blame the girl for going a little boy crazy. When we were doing that in high school and university, she was recording (bad) albums and trying to make it big.

Isn't that what Lohan gets crap for? Sowing her wild oats while making bad albums, before settling down? These Pop Tarts just can't win

My impressions of the whole thing:

1. Daddy Simpson is a pervert & control freak, and had more to do with the breakup than either Nick or Jessica
2. Jessica is a wh*re, not that there's anything wrong with that
3. Nick's PR is pure genius, the likes of which has not been seen since Pat Kingsley successfully convinced the world Tom Cruise was sane

 

[brian]

1. Daddy Simpson is a pervert & control freak, and had more to do with the breakup than either Nick or Jessica
2. Jessica is a wh*re, not that there's anything wrong with that
3. Nick's PR is pure genius, the likes of which has not been seen since Pat Kingsley successfully convinced the world Tom Cruise was sane

karma for you!

 

[*Happiness*]

"im tired of people catching love like its some disease or something" ~Can't remember who said it.

 

[brian]

Jessica reportedly said: "Dane swept me off my feet, he's the best gut I've ever met"

.... ...

...excuse me while i hurl...

 

[*Happiness*]

^^^here's a trashcan for you!!!

 

[brian]

"im tired of people catching love like its some disease or something" ~Can't remember who said it.

... people like that don't know what love really is... they just throw the word around like nothing/...

 

[brian]

^^^here's a trashcan for you!!!

thx

 

[*Happiness*]

^^^^Brian, I agree. It bothers me sometime because it casts a negative shadow on those who are seriously trying to find love and be in true love...you know.

 

[*Happiness*]

thx

you're welcome.

 

[cosmogrl5]

2. Jessica is a wh*re, not that there's anything wrong with that

That was the best thing I've read all day!

 

[BohemianBeauty22]

I'm going to ask this to Dane and I'm sure he would laugh his fannie off if he read this...."ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F***ING MIND???".

This may be mean...but I'm going to say this anyway. We know what Dane likes and Jessucka must be good at it.....

 

[Fabulyss]

Eww I hate that guy! And on another note, he seems like he's trapped in the closet (along with Mr. Cruise).