Joe Jonas & Ashley Greene Split Confirmed

[Kenysha75]

Joe Jonas split from Twilight starlet Ashley Greene weeks ago, sources confirm to JustJared.com.

The couple started dating last summer after her split with actor Brock Kelly.

“It was mutual and amicable,” a source told NYPost, adding they drifted apart because of their work schedules.

Joe, 21, has been in NYC working on his upcoming solo album. Ashley, 24, shot a new campaign for cosmetics brand, mark. She spent yesterday in the Big Apple lunching with her dad (also Joe) and watching the Broadway musical Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark.

On Tuesday night, Ashley partied at NYC hotspot Avenue with friends including Kings of Leon rocker Jared Followill. (This isn’t the first time Ashley and Jared have been spotted hanging out.)

Joe, who has dated Taylor Swift, Camilla Belle, and Demi Lovato, just opened up to Details about Ashley: “I think what works about it is she really puts my feelings first. She understands my busy schedule.” Maybe not!
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[Kenysha75]

And Another Contract Expires....

It is a sad day for contract writers, notaries, staples and Xerox machines, because yet another one of their fine works will not get a sequel. Just a day after Joe Jonas' "Don't call me Joe Gaynus (that's a two in one right there)" interview with Details turned all of us into Aunt Bunny for a minute, Page Six is saying that there will be no more staged photo-ops between him and Ashley Greene. In a hotel room somewhere, Joe Jonas is sitting on the edge of the bed and strumming out a song about how an expiration date broke his heart.

A source (aka Ashley Greene's publicist using the email address: [email protected]r) tells Page Six that Joe and Ashley's completely authentic heterosexual love affair died like the feeling in his legs after wearing skinny jeans for more than 3 hours, because of their busy schedules. Ashley is off shooting Twatlight while Joe is working on his music in L.A.

Ted Casablanca at E! News also thinks that Ashley and Joe's PR stunt relationship is null and void, because they were both spotted solo at the same club a week apart. One witness type says Joe made it clear that he's not with Ashley anymore by doing the Jonas mating dance with a bunch of girls, "He was very flirtatious all night, and if I were Ashley Greene I would not want my boyfriend acting like that towards a bunch of hoes. He had his hands all over this girl's as* saying he couldn't take his eyes off her when she danced."

Are we sure that Joe wasn't hitting on actual garden hoes, because that would make more sense.

Contract writers can lift their weepy faces off of their keyboards, because Ashley isn't the type of fame fuc*er who is going to let a little thing called "failed negotiations" get in the way of her finding a love affair built for the pages of UsWeekly. I'm sure Ashley has already asked (insert the name of some famous dude with gay rumors on his back) to meet her in the conference room. Wink. Wink.

And in case you're wondering what the Jonas mating dance looks like:

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[sobriquet87]

They're whole relationship seemed like a publicity stunt to me.
I wouldn't be surprised if the breakup was planned too.

 

[carmen_kass]

Onto the next beard, or maybe just get back with Taylor swift. She's like a revolving door for Hollywood gays.

 

[Niusity]

I'm not surprised. It looked like they wanted him more popular among twilight fans, and to make popuar Ashley among girls who don't like the saga. Maybe it's not good to say but I'm kinda happy they've broken up.

 

[Psylocke]

Looks like she's hooking up with Jared Followill again.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2011/03/17/ashley-greene-st-patricks-day-with-jared-followill/

That girl is so desperate.

 

[Empress Merel]

^

Can't they just be friends oe f*ckbuddies? My god, she's 24, let her hang out with Jared. He's hot and the Jonas kid is not. There's no need to slutshame her, they were already hanging out back in 2009.

That said, good for her her contract expired. Can't imagine how gross it must be to hang out with the JoBro's as an adult.

 

[tanii94]

Oh no, they split. Colour me surprised.

 

[Psylocke]

^

Can't they just be friends oe f*ckbuddies? My god, she's 24, let her hang out with Jared. He's hot and the Jonas kid is not. There's no need to slutshame her, they were already hanging out back in 2009.

That said, good for her her contract expired. Can't imagine how gross it must be to hang out with the JoBro's as an adult.

LOL, but whether she's a sl*t or just a fame-wh*re who hangs out with a JoBro for publicity, that both seems desperate to me.
I used to like her because she's so pretty but she sucks as an actress and it's embarassing how she dates people for publicity only. I feel like every paparazzi pic I see of her is completely staged. So boring.

 

[Kenysha75]

^

Can't they just be friends oe f*ckbuddies? My god, she's 24, let her hang out with Jared. He's hot and the Jonas kid is not. There's no need to slutshame her, they were already hanging out back in 2009.

That said, good for her her contract expired. Can't imagine how gross it must be to hang out with the JoBro's as an adult.

LOL I totally approved this comment

 

[Kenysha75]

Ashley Greene Doesn't Waste A Minute

It was only about six minutes ago when Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas took their final bows and closed the curtain on the act called their relationship, and she's already hitting the ho stroll hard with supposed manslut Jared Followill of the Kings of Leon. Relevancy doesn't fall from the sky (unless your name is Rebecca Black Friday), so Ashley is working hard for those clicks and brought Jared along to drive up the picture prices (it didn't). Ashley, her daddy Joe and Jared celebrated International Drunk Day (or as the Irish call it, every day) at Phebe's Tavern in NYC yesterday afternoon before doing the walk of famefuc*ing in front of the paps. wh*ring aside, I'm guessing that Jared doesn't pull the "it's getting late and my penis is falling asleep" move when Ashley takes her bra off, so he's definitely an upgrade from Joe Jonas!

And speaking of green, am I the only one who doesn't wear green on St. Patrick's Day. I don't understand why most dumb b*tches do? Why would you deny yourself pinches from strangers?! I practically beg for that shi* to happen every single night, so March 17th is the one day of the year I don't wear green. When I see a stranger assuming the pinch position with their fingers, I lift up my black shirt and tell them to aim for the nipples. Bring on the pinches!
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[baytsym]

^ "supposed manslut Jared Followill of the Kings of Leon"

soooo funny.
I always look forward to his manslutty tweets.

 

[Psylocke]

^Haha, I know. More like self-proclaimed manwhore

Kind of weird Ashley would take along her dad to her f*ck-date . Maybe they really are just friends.

 

[Empress Merel]

LOL, but whether she's a sl*t or just a fame-wh*re who hangs out with a JoBro for publicity, that both seems desperate to me.
I used to like her because she's so pretty but she sucks as an actress and it's embarassing how she dates people for publicity only. I feel like every paparazzi pic I see of her is completely staged. So boring.

Yeah, probably and I don't like her too but it seems like a lot of HW people have contracts concerning their relationships, Ashley and Joe was just too obvious.

 

[Belowen]

God forbid the girl has any male friends