Johnny Depp

[humor]

Vanessa Paradis, you must be the 2nd luckiest woman in the planet...... after my mom...

 

[NakedIfIWantTo]

what does your mom do?

 

[jun3machina]

^shouldn't you be asking "who" instead of what? JK!!

do y'all know when they'll be doing more press for this film?

 

[NakedIfIWantTo]

^ I already know for a fact that she is humor's mother, I need to know what makes her the luckiest

 

[lizbabe09]

Johnny Depp - "Alice In Wonderland" Royal World Premiere in London - February 25, 2010


tlfan

 

[camilleaime]

SOOOO sexy <3

 

[Fashion1987]

Hope this isn't true

Johnny Depp’s hygiene is terrible
By The Blemish, 9:27 AM on Feb 25, 2010

Sources who’ve worked with both Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis say their hygiene is terrible. Despite being named Sexiest Man Alive by PEOPLE, Depp rarely showers and isn’t big on personal cleanliness and neither is Vanessa.

“Vanessa is the furthest thing from a supermodel every second that she isn’t on a big photo shoot. No makeup and unruly hair – she’s a bit of a mess normally.”

Johnny’s new co-star, Angelina Jolie, will certainly get a taste of the real man while they film “The Tourist” together in Paris this month.

“When Johnny shows up for work or travel, he’s usually in rough shape,” sources say. “If he’s showing up for work on set, he’ll be a total professional, but that doesn’t mean he’ll be shiny and clean. He entrusts his movie looks to his hair, makeup and costume team. He’s quite a character in person.”

Damn that Johnny Depp. He doesn’t even have to shower, brush his teeth, comb his hair or anything to get chicks. And here I am doing it every day like a sucker. His b.o. must be like Spanish Fly to women. I bet he sits around all day in soiled underwear too. Well, I do that too, but he probably does it in a $4,000 chair. He’s living the dream, man!

theblemish.com

 

[mrsjamesdean]

^haha the commentary of the writer

 

[*ana*]

well true or not, this kind of information only makes me wanna bathe him.

 

[misslizzie]

Don't care. He's Johnny Depp.. he's perfect in any way!

 

[DJGroove]

Johnny and other cool people for Haiti

 

[karen sofie]

Johnny is sexxy no matter what, agreed. And some roughness isn't bad at all in a man

 

[yougotthesilver]

He looked so perfect at the AIW premiere!!!!!

*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* I'm so excited!!! Movie release next Thursday!!! I've been anticipating it for sooooooooo long!!!! Can't wait! I think I'm gonna see it right away Thursday evening. I want to real baaaad!!!!

 

[vivalavida]

Gorgeous!!!

Jonathan Ross interview 26/02/10

part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqgccdtlA08
part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTWMXlECU3E
part 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qve-62N4x6I

 

[NakedIfIWantTo]

well true or not, this kind of information only makes me wanna bathe him.

bathe him or bathe with him?
bad hygiene for Johnny = sexy hell yeah

 

[STYLEOClDE]

“If he’s showing up for work on set, he’ll be a total professional

Smell, or no smell. He gets the work done! B)

 

[lizbabe09]

Johnny Depp waves as he boards a water taxi from Palazzo Grassi. February 28, 2010


foro famouspeople

 

[*ana*]

"it's almost as good as avatar!"
i love that hole in his hat.

bathe him or bathe with him?

well, if i had to bathe him i'd be with him... you know, one thing would lead to another... (and by that i mean a respectable fraternization. in a bathtub.)

 

[Diorette]

well true or not, this kind of information only makes me wanna bathe him.

 

[NakedIfIWantTo]

Johnny Depp waves as he boards a water taxi from Palazzo Grassi. February 28, 2010

Aww such a kind hearted Johnny. He'd rather lend his boat to Brangelina and catch a water taxi himself.