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Good for them... God, Perez Hilton's stupid added-on captions annoy me so much.
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel News
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Justin Timberlake Is Torturing Jessica Biel
According to UsWeekly, Justin Timberlake is maliciously torturing his girlfriend Jessica Biel by flirting with his ex Cameron Diaz on the set of their movie Bad Teacher. And according to me, UsWeekly is maliciously torturing us by using a picture of Cameron Diaz on their cover looking like she's about to send a dark cloud of locusts after us before retreating into a bottomless pit. But this post is not about that. So just step into a circle of sea salt, and let's move on...
Several sources tell UsWeekly that Justin Timberlake knows by working with his ex-piece on a movie, he has cut a wound into Jessica Biel's heart. And apparently, he keeps pissing on that wound by tickling the pepperonis on Cameron's face. One source said, "He tortured Jess by taking this role, and they are reaching a breaking point. The truth is, I don't know if they can survive this. There's lots of laughing, making fun of each other, kidding around off camera. Cameron's sassy with him -- and slick, prancing around in tight clothes."
A different source said that Justin doesn't "respect" Jessica anymore, and even makes fun of her as* with his friends when she's not around.
Why does this sound like some shi* we'd hear in the quad during morning break while painting each other's nails with Wite-Out and colored markers? Or if you were that kind of b*tch, while sniffing Wite-Out and colored makers.
Jessica is built like Groundskeeper Willie, so if Justin really hurt her feelings, she should just activate her Hulk rage and punch square him in the chocha. It wouldn't solve anything, but at least she could say she punched Justin in the chocha.
And yes, I'm still holding a crucifix up to that picture of Cameron Diaz while typing with one hand.
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According to UsWeekly, Justin Timberlake is maliciously torturing his girlfriend Jessica Biel by flirting with his ex Cameron Diaz on the set of their movie Bad Teacher. And according to me, UsWeekly is maliciously torturing us by using a picture of Cameron Diaz on their cover looking like she's about to send a dark cloud of locusts after us before retreating into a bottomless pit. But this post is not about that. So just step into a circle of sea salt, and let's move on...
Several sources tell UsWeekly that Justin Timberlake knows by working with his ex-piece on a movie, he has cut a wound into Jessica Biel's heart. And apparently, he keeps pissing on that wound by tickling the pepperonis on Cameron's face. One source said, "He tortured Jess by taking this role, and they are reaching a breaking point. The truth is, I don't know if they can survive this. There's lots of laughing, making fun of each other, kidding around off camera. Cameron's sassy with him -- and slick, prancing around in tight clothes."
A different source said that Justin doesn't "respect" Jessica anymore, and even makes fun of her as* with his friends when she's not around.
Why does this sound like some shi* we'd hear in the quad during morning break while painting each other's nails with Wite-Out and colored markers? Or if you were that kind of b*tch, while sniffing Wite-Out and colored makers.
Jessica is built like Groundskeeper Willie, so if Justin really hurt her feelings, she should just activate her Hulk rage and punch square him in the chocha. It wouldn't solve anything, but at least she could say she punched Justin in the chocha.
And yes, I'm still holding a crucifix up to that picture of Cameron Diaz while typing with one hand.
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I kind of believe this too. I don't think Cameron would intentionally try to break them up, but I think Justin might be trying to cross some lines, and I just wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't treat Jessica well.
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I'm sorry I can't see anything in that cover shot but Heidi montag's gigantic fake boobs lol 
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I can't decide which girl I like more, so I feel for ya Timberlake!
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I'm sorry I can't see anything in that cover shot but Heidi montag's gigantic fake boobs lol
Same here.mamasarollingsto
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If any of that is true, Jessica should cut him loose. Who needs that.
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God I wish Timberlake would just loose those glasses, he looks like he should be on the coprasnake circa 2005, only as the version that doesn't drink and smoke and writes song like sexyback. oh the irony of his image
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^Aren't those glasses for the movie?
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^ Maybe, but he was wearing similar hipster glasses on an SNL special I watched last night too.
Jessica Biel will never get rid of him no matter how much he runs around on her b/c at this point she is only known for being his GF.
People don't even care about her tush anymore since Kim Kardashian.
Justin and Cameron seem like 2 of the biggest flirts in Hollywood so I'm sure that's a fun movie set.
Could US have picked a worse pic of Cameron? She is much prettier than in that shot.
Jessica Biel will never get rid of him no matter how much he runs around on her b/c at this point she is only known for being his GF.
People don't even care about her tush anymore since Kim Kardashian.
Justin and Cameron seem like 2 of the biggest flirts in Hollywood so I'm sure that's a fun movie set.
Could US have picked a worse pic of Cameron? She is much prettier than in that shot.
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yeah I didn't notice that! Cameron looked possesed...supermodel
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ditto, i'm with you there!!
especially seeeing as how, jt + jessica= justin wearing the pants
which, as in my opinion, is NEVER a good thing
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well i wouldn t want my bf to be filming with an ex he stayed with for so long.
so i kinda feel for her. she must be very scared something will happen with those 2 again
so i kinda feel for her. she must be very scared something will happen with those 2 again
hahahahahahahhaha... *takes deep breath* hahahahahahahah.. omg wow!
TEAM CAM RIGHT HERE!
Justin Timberlake Cheats on Jessica Biel?
While The Biels Away....
This week, the department of Passing the Peen brings you a cover story from UsWeekly about how Justin Timberlake's dick cried a river of man chowder all over Olivia Munn while Jessica Biel was thousands of miles away. Now, the name Olivia Munn doesn't pull anything out of me, so for those of you who know her better, check all the boxes that apply: [] skank [] bore [] dumb [] trash [] other, describe here ____________
A source that Justin and Olivia, who does shi* on The Daily Show, first met at a MySpace event last month in the back of Avenue in NYC. They both decided that they wanted to sniff each other's parts later on so they exchanged phone numbers. Olivia must not be a wh*re to the core, because the source says she was wary about humping on another chick's piece. But Justin had that one figured out and lied to Olivia when he told her that he was no longer with Jessica. That's all Olivia needed to hear, because they got it on the next two nights at The Gansevoort Park Avenue Hotel. The source says they were "openly affectionate" at the hotel and later had "amazing" sex.
Okay, I was right there strolling next to the source until they said Justin and Olivia had "amazing" sex. How do they know this? Did the source have a deep Skype conversation afterwards with Olivia's p*ssy? Did they get a written statement for her exhausted clit? Did they talk to Justin's prostate (because you know he keeps a finger condom in his pocket for a little poking)?
And for some reason, I don't think Jessica Biel will care much. When she heard about this, she probably lifted her face from the as* she was nuzzling and barely let out a "meh".
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While The Biels Away....
This week, the department of Passing the Peen brings you a cover story from UsWeekly about how Justin Timberlake's dick cried a river of man chowder all over Olivia Munn while Jessica Biel was thousands of miles away. Now, the name Olivia Munn doesn't pull anything out of me, so for those of you who know her better, check all the boxes that apply: [] skank [] bore [] dumb [] trash [] other, describe here ____________
A source that Justin and Olivia, who does shi* on The Daily Show, first met at a MySpace event last month in the back of Avenue in NYC. They both decided that they wanted to sniff each other's parts later on so they exchanged phone numbers. Olivia must not be a wh*re to the core, because the source says she was wary about humping on another chick's piece. But Justin had that one figured out and lied to Olivia when he told her that he was no longer with Jessica. That's all Olivia needed to hear, because they got it on the next two nights at The Gansevoort Park Avenue Hotel. The source says they were "openly affectionate" at the hotel and later had "amazing" sex.
Okay, I was right there strolling next to the source until they said Justin and Olivia had "amazing" sex. How do they know this? Did the source have a deep Skype conversation afterwards with Olivia's p*ssy? Did they get a written statement for her exhausted clit? Did they talk to Justin's prostate (because you know he keeps a finger condom in his pocket for a little poking)?
And for some reason, I don't think Jessica Biel will care much. When she heard about this, she probably lifted her face from the as* she was nuzzling and barely let out a "meh".
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