Oh my god, I'm addicted to this thread.
+ long flowy white peasant skirt
+ really long flowy white wraparound tank top which is much too long for the poor trendy girl's frame
+ at least five kukui shell necklaces with flowers painted on all the beads so the wearer has no neck whatsoever
+ huge gold hoop earrings
+ 58724357439753978 mismtached bangles worn all over the arms
+ fugly Nicole Richie glasses
+ enormous faux vintage belt, and by enormous i mean at least four inches wide, worn around the hips
+ 'girly' tattoos of flowers and stars all over her arms and lower back
+ nose ring
+ ugly canvas bag with an ironic message
+ birkenstocks
Okay, and now for something that outfugs everything ever mentioned in this thread, also from shopbop.com, the birthplace of fug: