The Dress Up Wannabe Trendy Boy

[Foxie-Pooh]

In response to the girl thread
Item-studded leather belt
-A&F destroyed jeans hanging down the ***
-boxers exposed
-shell necklace
-2 Lacoste polos in pink and green
-Diesel shoes
-spiky bed-head

next item: no show socks

 

[pointup]

OOOH FUN i might be out of touch with trendy items as boys here are a tad behind..

no show socks with...
new birdman sneakers...
dark khaki cargo shorts (A&F)
track jacket
with lude a&f shirt underneath
spiked up hair..
hemp necklace..

next item:
casual blazer

 

[ThisHollywoodLfe]

the whole blazers bougth from salvation army thing
really beat up old jeans, with paint and crap on them
people wearing neck ties with dress shirts, while also wearing jeans
scali caps, although this may be a regional thing
guys who wear ridiclous womans clothing trying to stick out

 

[Foxie-Pooh]

Feel like reviving this...
f*ck track jacket
-Diesel jeans
-Lacoste white sneakers
-Diesel black t-shirt with huge D
-LV monogram messenger
-Gucci ipod case
-Burberry scarf

Next item: Banana Republic black penny loafer

 

[AlexN]

Banana Republic black penny loafer
Express lowrise, ill-fitting jeans
Gap completely generic-looking striped buttondown shirt with collar popped up
Banana Republic blazer that doesn't fit correctly
front of hair spiked up with gel
stubble beard

Next item: Abercrombie & Fitch wrist cuff

 

[Foxie-Pooh]

A&F wrist cuff
-Hollister navy sweatshirt
-Guess cargo shorts
-white socks
-straw anklet
-adidas slide
-messy Ashton-do

Next item: D&G "sex me up" t-shirt

 

[AlexN]

D&G "sex me up" t-shirt
shapeless, ripped up, and dirty-looking Abercrombie jeans, 2 sizes too big
Guess trucker hat
Abercrombie sandals
ridiculous "rock star" type sunglasses

Next item...Abercrombie "vintage" tee

 

[Foxie-Pooh]

Abercrombie vintage tee
-A/X logo shirt
-American Eagle jeans
-Aldo boots
-Beanie hat
-Chunky scarf
-Armani Jeans black peacoat

Next item: Tacky fake diamond studs

 

[brian]

Next item: Tacky fake diamond studs

tacky cz stud earrings, with...

- horrible ecko hoodie, 10 sizes too big
- crisp plain white t-shirt, 10 sizes too big
- sandblasted jeans, 10 sizes too big, worn belted around the ***
- giant fake bling bling "platinum & diamonds" necklaces with a huge spinning rim pendant
- crisp white nike air force ones

next item, way-too-tight womens jeans

 

[wyatt.]

oooo this is my area of expertise

SCENESTER TO THE MAXXX
and of course straight edge too

-black diesel shoes
-studded black belt with the buckle on the right hipbone
-random band shirt, something with anything of the following...swallows, roses, guns, needles, bones, wings, stars. we'll settle and say from autumn to ashes
-black russel zip up sweatshirt sewen tighter with dental floss at the sides
-green diesel beanie with ridiculous flap. tilted to the side of course with hood on top and side bangs hanging out
-plugs
-pink folded bandana hangingo out of back right pocket
-beat up and sticker covered walkment in sweatershirt pocket

i see this everyday

next item.
XL PINK BUTTON UP SHIRT

 

[AlexN]

XL pink button up shirt (with sleeves rolled up to elbows, of course) with...

Gap bootcut and whiskered jeans
any dress shoe from Nordstrom
Diesel watch
bleached blonde hair with tons of gel

GAP logo sweatshirt

 

[Foxie-Pooh]

Gap logo sweatshirt
-Express pinstrip shirt under the sweat
-Polo white jeans with frayed edges
-white flip flops
-black toenail polish
-A&F canvas belt
-Prada nylon messenger
-Dior transparent shade
-Orangey tan with stubble

Next: Burberry polos

 

[PrinceOfCats]

Nike Air Force One Special Pak orange/blue colourway
Seven's baggy jeans, overwashed
Heavy brass belt by Triple 5 Soul
Pink wannabe-Lacoste polo from H&M
Sweat bands, rasta and black and white
Beaded friendship bracelets
Cord 3/4 length duffle coat in brown

 

[Foxie-Pooh]

Kitty, what's yout next item?

 

[marcXcore]

oooo this is my area of expertise

SCENESTER TO THE MAXXX
and of course straight edge too

-black diesel shoes
-studded black belt with the buckle on the right hipbone
-random band shirt, something with anything of the following...swallows, roses, guns, needles, bones, wings, stars. we'll settle and say from autumn to ashes
-black russel zip up sweatshirt sewen tighter with dental floss at the sides
-green diesel beanie with ridiculous flap. tilted to the side of course with hood on top and side bangs hanging out
-plugs
-pink folded bandana hangingo out of back right pocket
-beat up and sticker covered walkment in sweatershirt pocket

i see this everyday

next item.
XL PINK BUTTON UP SHIRT

Sounds like half of the concert goers here in Vancouver.
I think you should add the requisite beat-up messenger bag to your list. [Avec patches and band buttons from past shows they've attended, bien sur!]

 

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Gap logo sweatshirt
-Express pinstrip shirt under the sweat
-Polo white jeans with frayed edges
-white flip flops
-black toenail polish
-A&F canvas belt
-Prada nylon messenger
-Dior transparent shade
-Orangey tan with stubble

Next: Burberry polos

Burberry Polo (under)
John Galliano "Striptease" v-neck t-shirt
Miu Miu maroon short nylon jacket
Cloak grey jeans with zipper detailing on thighs and pockets
Dior Homme German army style sneakers
DSquared "Angel" cap

Next item:

DSquared "Jesus Loves Even Me" zip-up cardigan

 

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Gap logo sweatshirt
-Express pinstrip shirt under the sweat
-Polo white jeans with frayed edges
-white flip flops
-black toenail polish
-A&F canvas belt
-Prada nylon messenger
-Dior transparent shade
-Orangey tan with stubble

Next: Burberry polos

Guys use toenail polish?!?!?! That is truly DISGUSTING!!!!

 

[Foxie-Pooh]

^ you do realize this is supposed to be funny rt?

D^2 cardigan
-Lagerfeld for H&M white high collar dress shirt
-Metallic purple tie by Prada
-Miss Sixty skinny leg woman's jeans
-LV monogram boots laced up tight and high
-LV monogram tote-sac plat
-Gucci monogram belt

Next item: Prada t-shirt with crazy robots

 

[Fade to Black]

^ you do realize this is supposed to be funny rt?

D^2 cardigan
-Lagerfeld for H&M white high collar dress shirt
-Metallic purple tie by Prada
-Miss Sixty skinny leg woman's jeans
-LV monogram boots laced up tight and high
-LV monogram tote-sac plat
-Gucci monogram belt

Next item: Prada t-shirt with crazy robots

yes I realize this is a thread for humor however all these generalizations of trendy outfits I'm guessing are all based on some ounce of truth...and assuming people out there really do that, I think it's quite anyway let's not get carried away I wasn't trying to offend anyone just speaking my mind.

Prada robot t-shirt (over)
Abercrombie and Fitch blue/white striped button down
Green A&F tie with deer pattern
Black waxed slab by Rick Owens jeans, super slim-cut and super low crotch
Moon boots

haha this is quite fun...i like making up disastrous outfits, good way to pass the time...

Next item: BBC X Louis Vuitton sunglasses (think of huge red sunglasses, Studio 54 meets Urkel)

 

[Foxie-Pooh]

BBC X LV sunglasses
-Burberry suspender with one strap hanging down
-Oversized Sean John limited edition sweatshirt
-Huge silver chain with tacky gold diamond "phat" plate
-Baggy PDC jeans worn down the *** with LV logo customized boxer hanging out
-Timberland tan worker booots adorned with Gucci logos

Next: Just Cavalli tiger tight/sheer gliter sweater