The core readership of Tatler will know she'd currently neither pose for them nor speak with them, while the casual purchaser who's unaware of that will discover the emptiness of the cover feature and probably never pay good money for the magazine again, especially not when they can get countless glossy shots of her every week in Hello for half the price.
I thought that when the new editor took over, there'd be a different spin on the Tatler formula, but for me, it's gone downhill faster than the winter olympics. People might not expect that much from the magazine, but it used to offer a modicum of glamour and wit in its own way. I used to subscribe and enjoyed what I saw most months, but now it feels as if the magazine regularly keeps lurching into cheap desperation where the Middletons are concerned.
And while they have made some interesting cover choices during the months when they're not scraping the bottom of that particular barrel, those images have often been so grotesquely photoshopped that they lost all appeal to me.