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So much for the craziest rumor of the year;cant belive people actually belived this!
POSH: I CAN'T BLOODY ACT TO SAVE MY LIFE!
EXCLUSIVE POSH WON'T BE HITTING THE BIG SCREEN
Eva Simpson & Caroline Hedley
SHE'S said to have a part lined up as an extra-terrestrial bride in a Scientology film made by buddy Tom Cruise - but the truth is acting's still an alien concept to Victoria Beckham.
In an exclusive interview, the stunning singer-turned-businesswoman told us: "It's quite hilarious for two reasons. Firstly, you'll never see me on screen again because I can't bloody act to save my life!
"And secondly, although I get offered quite a few parts, I'd never do it as I wouldn't want to wear anything the wardrobe department would put me in.
"The only roles I could play would be myself or maybe Catwoman because I quite like that catsuit she gets to wear!"
But although she won't be making a bid for Oscars glory, Posh has got more than her fair share of Hollywood heavy-hitters on her speed dial.
She met superstars J.Lo and Jim Carrey at Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes's wedding in Italy in November, and Vic, 32, insists: "They're both such lovely, normal people. You see them and you think: 'Oh my God, there's Jennifer Lopez!' but she couldn't have been more friendly.
"She or Jim could be sitting here now just joining in with our conversation - they're obviously just very comfortable with who they are and don't need to have any ego.
"How many times have you been to parties where people, famous or not, have been rude and arrogant? There was absolutely none of that and I was really impressed."
Victoria described Tom and Katie's big day as "gorgeous" and said that the Scientology sermon was the nicest she'd ever heard.
"It was such a simple ceremony and really lovely. I've read that they exchanged all these wacky vows but it was just 'Do you take her' and 'Do you take him' - basic but gorgeous and not in the least bit weird. They were genuinely choked up. And their little girl Suri? She's just beautiful. Really adorable."
But showbiz dos aside, Vic says she's happiest at home with hubby David, 31, and sons Brooklyn, seven, Romeo, four, and 20-month-old Cruz.
The Beckhams have just spent a family Christmas at Beckingham Palace in Sawbridgeworth, Herts, and Vic says she had been looking forward to it for months.
"The thing is in Spain they don't really celebrate it the way we do over here", she explains.
"They have this thing called Three Kings Day on January 6 but other than that they don't tend to put up decorations or make a big fuss the way we do.
"The boys were so thrilled to be having a proper big Christmas with all the trimmings - especially as it's the first Christmas that Cruz really knows what's going on."
But despite their folks' bulging bank balances, Victoria says her sons are anything but spoilt.
"People say, 'Oh they must get everything' but the truth is they're pretty undemanding.
"All they asked for this year was a pair of remote-controlled water-skis each, which cost about 15 quid on Amazon!"
A bit less than you'll have spent on Dave, eh Vic?
Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/
POSH: I CAN'T BLOODY ACT TO SAVE MY LIFE!
EXCLUSIVE POSH WON'T BE HITTING THE BIG SCREEN
Eva Simpson & Caroline Hedley
SHE'S said to have a part lined up as an extra-terrestrial bride in a Scientology film made by buddy Tom Cruise - but the truth is acting's still an alien concept to Victoria Beckham.
In an exclusive interview, the stunning singer-turned-businesswoman told us: "It's quite hilarious for two reasons. Firstly, you'll never see me on screen again because I can't bloody act to save my life!
"And secondly, although I get offered quite a few parts, I'd never do it as I wouldn't want to wear anything the wardrobe department would put me in.
"The only roles I could play would be myself or maybe Catwoman because I quite like that catsuit she gets to wear!"
But although she won't be making a bid for Oscars glory, Posh has got more than her fair share of Hollywood heavy-hitters on her speed dial.
She met superstars J.Lo and Jim Carrey at Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes's wedding in Italy in November, and Vic, 32, insists: "They're both such lovely, normal people. You see them and you think: 'Oh my God, there's Jennifer Lopez!' but she couldn't have been more friendly.
"She or Jim could be sitting here now just joining in with our conversation - they're obviously just very comfortable with who they are and don't need to have any ego.
"How many times have you been to parties where people, famous or not, have been rude and arrogant? There was absolutely none of that and I was really impressed."
Victoria described Tom and Katie's big day as "gorgeous" and said that the Scientology sermon was the nicest she'd ever heard.
"It was such a simple ceremony and really lovely. I've read that they exchanged all these wacky vows but it was just 'Do you take her' and 'Do you take him' - basic but gorgeous and not in the least bit weird. They were genuinely choked up. And their little girl Suri? She's just beautiful. Really adorable."
But showbiz dos aside, Vic says she's happiest at home with hubby David, 31, and sons Brooklyn, seven, Romeo, four, and 20-month-old Cruz.
The Beckhams have just spent a family Christmas at Beckingham Palace in Sawbridgeworth, Herts, and Vic says she had been looking forward to it for months.
"The thing is in Spain they don't really celebrate it the way we do over here", she explains.
"They have this thing called Three Kings Day on January 6 but other than that they don't tend to put up decorations or make a big fuss the way we do.
"The boys were so thrilled to be having a proper big Christmas with all the trimmings - especially as it's the first Christmas that Cruz really knows what's going on."
But despite their folks' bulging bank balances, Victoria says her sons are anything but spoilt.
"People say, 'Oh they must get everything' but the truth is they're pretty undemanding.
"All they asked for this year was a pair of remote-controlled water-skis each, which cost about 15 quid on Amazon!"
A bit less than you'll have spent on Dave, eh Vic?
Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/
