Alien vs. Predator vs. Heidi Klum

[The Joker]

Each has their own powerful strength. Predators are dangerous in quick attacks, spreading acid and being ugly. Aliens are well-equipped, own a long lasting power and the ability to burn everything with their laser gun . Heidi Klum is scary for being herself.

It's the ultimate battle among the creepiest creatures in the universe. No one is prior to the other in power. Is Alien's laser gun strong enough to shut Heidi up ?!! Can predator's sneaky attacks beat Alien ?!! Will Heidi's multiple apprearance give predator any dizzy ?!! By voting in this ultimate poll, you are the one to decide. Don't forget to tell me why.

GO!!!!!!

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[xPedro]

Predator! :d

 

[The Joker]

You sure are optimistic, xPedro.

 

[lovelife]

I would say predator, only for the dreadlocks

BUT!..after seeing this--> http://youtube.com/watch?v=GcrHzakHNK8

Heidi, tots def

 

[The Joker]

BAHAHA, Madtv.

Heidi is winning so far. Indeed, she can just sing and predators + aliens will all drop down dead one after another...

 

[lovelife]

Yo jokes, I think that it's Predator with the laser gun and Alien with the acid blood. I remember it from the movie I watched, got bored, then watched again a couple months later because it kept comming on. They're having a part two -___-" I'm guessing they'll end it with a duet from Heidi and Seal: That's what did me over

 

[jjbunny79]

>.< i dont care!

 

[The Joker]

^ Have fun being eaten.

 

[miwa]

Heidi Klum, of course.

 

[The Joker]

Good choice. Man, she's tough, isn't she ?!

 

[vanezinha]

Heidi doesn't stand a chance.
My vote is for Alien !!!!

 

[lovelife]

^Is that a joke?

Would you rather your skin be burned off via acid blood, or whisper, I mean singed, right off your bones? She'll do it. And she'll bring Seal along to hypnotize you with his suit made of glitter and marbles

 

[The Joker]

And you know her singing... I even heard Seal whispering to himself "my life is f*cked" after the duet at the VSFS2007.

 

[pmegha]

Alien

I don't actually mind Heidi Klum, but then again I have never heard her sing, so when I do I might just change my mind...

 

[lovelife]

I just dipped into the "models whos appeal I'll never get" thread(which I'll never be doing again) and saw some people dissing this topic. honestly, a topic about bashing models is one that I don't get.

This thread is awesome, and I only wish predator or alien or heidi were real(scratch that, I wish she wasn't real--or her voice anyway) To burn that thread to the ground

 

[The Joker]

Haha, they did ?!! Those stuuu... i mean... those lame people!!! I consider whoever votes in this poll without taking it seriously has a sense of humor. And not so many people own a sense of humor like we do, lovelife. Don't give a **** to them.

The same poll was posted at bellazon and you should totally check it out, man. They make me laugh my boobs off.

Anyway, back to the poll. Heidi rules!!!

 

[lovelife]

^Wow, it is hella popular at BZ. It'll catch on here

No contest. Heidi sheds her skin every night


Alien has a helmet-head, but no earplugs

 

[The Joker]

So i was kinda free this one afternoon. I decided to use my spare time and made a meaningful research for humanity. And there i found Heidi's first victim... I can't believe it.

 

[lovelife]

I always knew Seal was actually Ru'Paul

 

[lovelife]

Heidi would suck all the attention out of the room. Before Alien or Predator even got a chance to strike, the camera would zoom right back to Heidi--jogging, or pretending to be a contestant for PINK, or summat.