Chav Culture

[Diorling]

(look at the headrests too)

 

[i_<3_chanel]

tht car is sick.
LOLZZ at any chav who happens to read this thread !
thts unlikely though

 

[Neo_Classic]

That car is seriously the most ugliest thing I've ever seen!

 

[impossibleprincess]

stilista, remember, it's Kelly spelt with an i, KELLI. Lol

 

[impossibleprincess]

wowowow, how will you know if there's a Chav sitting in that?! They'll be camoflagued!

 

[pointup]

Ok, so I still don't really know what a chav is.. the whole subject makes me a bit dizzy but I found this messageboard rather hilarious: http://www.chavscum.co.uk/forum/index.php?

 

[oStelios]

 

[Kalista]

The pics you posted are hilarious oStelios

pointup: I especially like the 'Chavs strike back!' board. "What's wrong with being a fackin chav?"!

 

[Lena]

great pictures diorling and ostelios

 

[misssakura]

Sometimes I don't get this site -

ok I can see this thread is kind of a joke, but personally I don't like the idea of judging someone and looking down on them - the whole 'chav' thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth - it smacks of people picking on a certain group of people to make themselves feel superior.

In fact another board I post on banned the whole chav thing because its in pretty bad taste.

.....and this thread was started by a mod!

Yet everytime anyone tries to start a (valid IMHO) thread about anorexia in models the thread is deleted! Personally I'd like to see a bit less fluff and more debate. Perhaps I'm on my own, I dunno.

But being a chav isn't imposed on anybody. And regardless of some people's opinions on here, it isn't a social status per se. It is a mental state which doesn't account for how much money you have. I have a few friends who dress and act like chavs sometimdes and they have a lot of money (if I could burn their baseball caps, I would). It is the lifestyle and the look primarily. The problem is that a lot of people take it too far and have a terrible attitude to go with it. This is why a lot of people resent the majority of 'chavs', not for how they look (even though it can be cringeworthy) but because of the personal attitudes that come with the package.

They also have a tendancy to group, and believe me, encountering a group of southern chavs after a few beers is not a nice experience

 

[oStelios]

...I feel very sorry for them...their look,attitude and the music they listen to

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/4images/top.php?sessionid=cf8486d66cbaf6c2fcaf7bf72fe9e654

 

[mdankwah]

That reminds me, footballers wives is back on ITV1 - another display of chav culture

 

[fab_fifties_fille]

perfect example of high class chav culture!

 

[helena]

LUXURY FOR ALL

MARC JACOBS doesn't get the chav thing at all. "I don't really understand [it]," he told last night's Evening Standard. "I don’t find it distasteful for anyone to wear [Louis Vuitton]." Even Posh Spice, who some might call the queen of chavdom, is welcome to a bit of the LV treatment. "When we did the graffiti bags with Stephen Sprowse there was a cover of a British newspaper with Posh Spice wearing a counterfeit one. As soon as it was produced, we sent her a real one. It's not like I'm a big Posh Spice fan – and I know nothing about football, so I'm not even in love with David Beckham or anything. I'm not putting him down, either. But I hardly dreamed that my ultimate goal would be to have Posh Spice carrying a Louis Vuitton handbag. It was kind of funny." Jacobs, who already has "hideously long" waiting lists for the new LV denim line that is about to appear in London, has made a habit of filling the Vuitton ad campaigns with A-list Hollywood faces in recent seasons. "I think it's a cycle," he explains. "When you look at old photographs of Naomi, Linda, Cindy… those girls have amazing personalities, amazing presence. There aren't models like that any more. At the time, nobody was paying much attention to Hollywood stars. They were all dressed in Armani; they were serious, like Glenn Close. And now there are all these young actresses like Nicole Kidman, Renee Zellweger, Chloe Sevigny or Scarlett [Johansson], who love to dress up. You're being visually stimulated by celebrity, and models are just mannequins to put clothes on." And there is only one model today who makes the grade, apparently. "Kate Moss was the antithesis of those girls like Christy and Naomi," he said. "She was not as tall, and she had real spunk and absolutely fantastic beauty. I fell in love with her: I mean, she was larger than life to me no matter what her height was." So what of the Pete Doherty rumours? "Kate's having a good time and God bless her," he says. "If I were Kate I'd be doing exactly the same thing." (May 20 2005, AM)

 

[Dee_Bird]

[font=Verdana, Arial]some chav jokes.. enjoy!

1. What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit.

2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted

3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo chav?
Innuinnit.

5. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

6. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

7. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
What you lookin' at?"

8. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

9. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police

10. What do you say to a chav with a job?
Can I have a big mac please


11. What do u call a knife in chaville?
Exhibit A

12. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.

13. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything.

14. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were
approaching lanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the
pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until
they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for
us?
Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

15. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."

16. What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner




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[snowqueen]

IF not a bit prejudice still very funny.

 

[utopia]

^ while chav jokes are er...easy to make, I think it would be best to keep to chav fashion, since this is a fashion forum...

 

[star]

its funny, but i think that chav is similar in canada (toronto specifically) to the term "gina/gino".
and i know plenty of those!

 

[Lena]

Marc Jacobs: But I hardly dreamed that my ultimate goal would be to have Posh Spice carrying a Louis Vuitton handbag.

good one, thanks Helena

 

[yourbestfriend]

Ahh...good old Chav thread. I forgot this existed, Kalista is my all time favourite chav Blol:

Im a bit worried about someone I know, I have this friend from middle school, who is from England..and these days hes starting to look like a chav, Burberry jackets, the infamous hat, and earings. I dont know what to think anymore...